Posts Tagged ‘higher education’
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But I Really Like Saying Cadmium
Art Student #1: So, guys, I’m thinking of dying my hair red.
Art Student #2: What color red?
Art Student #1: Like, red red.
Art Student #2: No, I mean, like a cadmium red? Or more a cadmium red/orange?
Art Student #1: Just… red.Minneapolis College Of Art & Design
Overheard by Pfft. Only at art school. -
Space Them Out Over An Hour
Guy in hallway: So, I got all jittery before class and then I threw up right before lunch. So, yeah, don’t take six at once.
Duluth, St. Scholastica
Overheard by B-dubs. -
So You’re Not On Drugs?
College girl, defending herself: I’m on drugs, you can’t trust anything I say.
Saint Paul, Concordia University Library
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He’s Going To Pretend He Can’t
College girl: So, are you, like, deaf in one ear?
College guy: Well, sort of. It’s like 40 percent.
College girl: So, can you hear me right now?Roseville, Northwestern College
Overheard by No, he just mastered telepathy. -
Get Out While You Still Can, Dan
College Girl to another College Girl: I taught him how to cuddle. Dan, show her how you cuddle!
Dan: I don’t remember.Concordia University St. Paul
Overheard by Expert Cuddler. -
This Is True If You Don’t Watch A Lot Of Movies
Freshman (white) girl: Why is it that in all the movies, Asians are the bad guys?
Arden Hills, Arden Hall, Northwestern College
Overheard by Jackie Chan, Mr. Miyagi, and all the Bond villains. -
The Problem Is She Can’t Do One Without The Other
Little girl talking to her mom: When I’m DANCING, I’m THINKING!
Minneapolis, MCAD
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We Have So Much In Common
Cosmo student: My mannequin says “I love farts!” on it!
Minneapolis, Aveda Institute
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I Don’t Want It If There’s Work Involved
Guy walking out of school on his cell phone: How am I supposed to seduce you if you’re not drunk?
Bloomington, Normandale Community College
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Or Puppies
Student #1: Dude, is that you that smells like cinnamon rolls?
Student #2: (laughs) I wish, bro; do you have any idea how many girls I could get if I went around smelling like cinnamon rolls all the time?!St. Paul, University of St. Thomas; Brady Hall
Overheard by The New Axe Fragrance. -
That Was A Memorable Dollar Bill
Lab partner #1: Dude, you know that stripper that we met last night at the club?
Lab partner #2: Yeah.
Lab partner #1: Dude, she totally added me on Facebook!St. Paul, St. Thomas
Overheard by He must be a winner… -
Who Can Keep Track?
Red haired goth girl working on a paper: What was that thing called where the Nazis killed the Jews?
Minneapolis, a University dining hall
Overheard by feels like she was just an embarrassment to humanity itself. -
That’s Worse
College girl: John*, my bellybutton is oozing for you.
John, apparently: That’s sick. Could you have made it sound a bit more sensual at least?
College girl: It wasn’t mean to be sensual. (long pause) I mean, oh yeah, my bellybutton is wet and waiting for you!New Brighton, Das Hus
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Oh Yeah, All Of Them
Lady in cafeteria to Hispanic worker in cafeteria: So, how about that swine flu? It’s scary. Do you know anyone in your home country who got it?
Minneapolis College Of Art & Design
Overheard by informed art student. -
WHO WILL HELP ME?
Girl, walking behind her boyfriend a few feet whispering: Baby, baby, baby! Listen to me. My butt itches.
Minneapolis, Augsburg college
Overheard by You don’t whisper very quietly. -
And Now She Needs A Nickname
Girl #1: I have a cough. I think I have the swine flu.
Girl #2: You don’t have the swine flu. Ugh, you’re that girl that thinks she has cancer all the time, arent you?
Girl #1: No, I’m not.
Girl #2: Well, you’re going to be that girl.Minneapolis, College campus
Overheard by I hope I didnt just catch swine flu. -
Who Said College Was Hard?
Dumb St. Thomas Girl #1: Oh My God! Tonight is going to be so crazy! I swear, I’m going to black out and definitely make out with, like, 20 guys.
Dumb St. Thomas Girl #2: No seriously, me too!St. Paul, Outside the Arches on campus
Overheard by don’t you have class tomorrow? -
He Is?
Woman #1, whispering to a friend about a guy in the orchestra at a play: Dude, I wanna run over and grab that guy’s flute and beat him over the head with it.
Woman #2: NO! He’s autistic! (about a minute later) Actually, you probably should. He’s really annoying.Austin, Riverland Community College
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Formerly A GAP Asian
Girl #1: What, he was Asian?!?!?!
Girl #2: He wasn’t ASIAN. He was…United Colors of Benetton Asian.Minneapolis, Augsburg College
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She Has Our Sympathy
30 something female student: She just got out of surgery and can’t have sex for a month.
20 something male student: Who can’t?
30 something female student: My mom.Minneapolis, MCTC Skyway
Overheard by thank god they are not in my class.
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