Posts Tagged ‘higher education’
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She Has Our Sympathy
30 something female student: She just got out of surgery and can’t have sex for a month.
20 something male student: Who can’t?
30 something female student: My mom.Minneapolis, MCTC Skyway
Overheard by thank god they are not in my class. -
It Sounds Less Offensive Than ‘Bros Before Hos’
Dude #1: I’m connecting with her!
Dude #2: Well, connect with her, but it’s about the group. Remember that!Minneapolis, MCTC
Overheard by the group just got interesting. -
Three
College female: After telling my dad that I go to gay bars a lot he asked, “So how many times have you been mistaken for a transvestite?”
Saint Paul, Macalester College
Overheard by Ouch. -
Who Needs A License?
My now arch-nemesis, droning on and on while I tried to do work: And if your starfish gets sick, bring it to me, I know that fuckin’ anatomy.
MCTC, math class
Overheard by Hate is not a strong enough word. -
You Need Someone To Talk To
Student #1: So, like, I had a really cute outfit picked out for today and I woke up this morning and was just really sad and depressed.
Student #2: Why?
Student #1: Well, I just didn’t want to wear that outfit anymore.St.Paul, St.Thomas, Dowling
Overheard by …then don’t wear it -
Damn, I Was Hoping Someone Did
College student #1: I just can’t believe that guy! He is so… so, political!
College student #2: Yeah!
College student #1: Do you know what political means?
College student #2: No.Minneapolis, University of St. Thomas
Overheard by oh my… -
Yeah, But What About Your Ass?
Sorority girl #1: Oh my god, your face looks so skinny today!
Sorority girl #2: No, your face looks so skinny today!Minneapolis, Sorority House
Overheard by Giving Greeks a Good Name. -
It’s Not Acceptable If It’s In The Same Room With Meat
Blonde girl: Can vegetarians eat french fries?
Her friend: What?
Blonde Girl: Well, they usually come with hamburgers, right?Coon Rapids, Anoka Ramsey Community College
Overheard by Did she really just ask what I think she asked? -
Just Breath On It
Girl#1: I love popcorn but it’s just so expensive at movie theaters.
Girl #2: Why don’t bring your own in your purse?
Girl #1: Movie theaters don’t have microwaves!
Girl #2: You pop it at home.St. Paul, St. Thomas
Overheard by youreallygotocollege? -
He’s Not Even Trying
College Dude: Jews are people, too! They like to dance. Sometimes. On roofs, mostly.
Northfield, St. Olaf College
Overheard by Putting that education to use. -
He Didn’t Even Bring Out Rose Petals
College girl to friend: And the sex was just… awful. I mean, it’s always so hyped up and I just had much higher standards for it. I was definitely disappointed.
St. Paul, St. Thomas
Overheard by Agreed. -
We Sure Do Miss Him
Girl to classmate, excitedly: So, he was on his phone, and running TOWARDS the cops, screaming into his cell phone, and he totally falls on the ice in front of the cop car. We knew he was a goner then.
St. Paul, St. Thomas
Overheard by Busteddd. -
You Can’t Just Take It Away
Female student: Seriously. Stop slapping my bald spot.
St.Paul, St.Thomas cafeteria
Overheard by don’t you hate when your friends do that? -
And I Didn’t See It Coming
Obnoxious Guy, yelling to his friend a floor level above him, talking about Chapel: Today it was weird. It was, like, communion. Like, I ate bread.
St. Paul, Bethel University
Overheard by It was snack time, duh. -
The Chili Is Going To Be Good Today
Card-Swiper Lady at the dining hall to cook walking by: You can do it! You’re a new woman, remember?!
Northfield, 300 North College St
Overheard by i want to know what that’s referring to… -
Spot Me If I Faint
College girl to friend: Ash Wednesday sucks. I’ve been fasting all day and I’m so hungry I seriously think I’m going to pass out! Anyways, wanna work out with me tonight?!
St. Paul, St. Thomas dorms
Overheard by Good thing health services is across the hall from the gym. -
You Know What I Mean
Lovergirl: Really!? I love cuddling, too! Well, not really cuddling.
Minneapolis, MCTC
Overheard by Me Three! Well, not… -
Cross That Off Your List
Sports-guy to friend: I saw two midgets frenching in the parking lot.
Saint Paul, Bethel University
Overheard by aeh. -
Audible Groan
Girl #1: Why would you want to get a tattoo of that?
Girl #2: Because it’s my spirit animal, and I just LOVE bats.Minneapolis, MCTC Hallway
Overheard by MZ. -
You’d Never See It Coming
Girl #1: Hey look, the sky is blue.
Girl #2: I like it when the sky is blue!
Girl #3: Hey, look! I match.Arden Hills, Bethel University
Overheard by TJS.
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