Posts Tagged ‘highland park’

  • Don’t Tell Us Where You Get Your Milk

    Date: 2008.12.12 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Personal trainer to client: There’s some protein in milk, but there’s more in dairy.

    Highland Park, Lifetime Fitness
    Overheard by Rico Suave.

  • Where Exactly Is “Somewhere”?

    Date: 2008.08.25 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Mid 50′s year old Woman: I would really rather lose a digit somewhere on my body.

    Saint Paul, Highland Park Old Country Buffet
    Overheard by Guy who just wanted a piece of cake.

  • Is It Working?

    Date: 2008.08.13 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl: Did you do something different this morning?  Your face looks less hairy.
    Guy: Are you hitting on me?

    Highland Park, Patina
    Overheard by trimmed your sideburns?

  • You Don’t Have Nearly Enough Balloons

    Date: 2008.05.06 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Middle-aged white man: What do we need party supplies for?
    Middle-aged white woman (loudly): It’s Pentecost next week!!

    Highland Park party store
    Overheard by duh, obviously!

  • After 5 Drinks, I Can Talk To Any Potato

    Date: 2008.02.06 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Early 20s girl, about soon-to-be ex-husband: He’s like a potato. He can be all warm and stuff, but you can’t really have a conversation with him, you know?
    Friend: (nods)

    Highland Park Middle School – during Caucus
    Overheard by Friend of the Dems.