Middle-aged white man: What do we need party supplies for?
Middle-aged white woman (loudly): It’s Pentecost next week!!

Highland Park party store
Overheard by duh, obviously!

Early 20s girl, about soon-to-be ex-husband: He’s like a potato. He can be all warm and stuff, but you can’t really have a conversation with him, you know?
Friend: (nods)

Highland Park Middle School - during Caucus
Overheard by Friend of the Dems.