Posts Tagged ‘highland park’
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Don’t Tell Us Where You Get Your Milk
Personal trainer to client: There’s some protein in milk, but there’s more in dairy.
Highland Park, Lifetime Fitness
Overheard by Rico Suave. -
Where Exactly Is “Somewhere”?
Mid 50′s year old Woman: I would really rather lose a digit somewhere on my body.
Saint Paul, Highland Park Old Country Buffet
Overheard by Guy who just wanted a piece of cake. -
Is It Working?
Girl: Did you do something different this morning? Your face looks less hairy.
Guy: Are you hitting on me?Highland Park, Patina
Overheard by trimmed your sideburns? -
You Don’t Have Nearly Enough Balloons
Middle-aged white man: What do we need party supplies for?
Middle-aged white woman (loudly): It’s Pentecost next week!!Highland Park party store
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After 5 Drinks, I Can Talk To Any Potato
Early 20s girl, about soon-to-be ex-husband: He’s like a potato. He can be all warm and stuff, but you can’t really have a conversation with him, you know?
Friend: (nods)

Highland Park Middle School – during Caucus
Overheard by Friend of the Dems.




