Posts Tagged ‘hopkins’
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Call It A Social Experiment If That Makes You Feel Better
Guy: I decided I would do a little social experiment. So I went to the gas station and bought a chocolate muffin and sat down outside the door. Then this guy passed me, so I shoved the muffin in my mouth and started singing “What if God Was One of Us” with little pieces of the muffin falling out of my mouth. It was great.
Hopkins High School
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From Someone With Far More Patience Than Me
Dim 40-Something: Air-reb-snah.
Guy Pretending to Work: What?
Dim 40-Something: Your name backwards is Air-reb-snah.
Guy Pretending to Work: I pronounce it Eee-reb-snah, the ‘k’ is silent.
Dim 40-Something (in wonder): Wha? (silence… coming to a realization) There is no ‘k’.
Guy Pretending to Work: I know.Hopkins Cubicle Farm
Overheard by putting up with this on a Friday afternoon. -
For Instance, All Of Them
Ditz: But there are, like, so many things you can’t do when you’re dead!
Hopkins High School
Overheard by …and why did you enroll in an AP class? -
Oldest Trick In The Book
Old lady #1: Did you get your hearing back?
Old lady #2: Huh?
Old lady #1: DID YOU GET YOUR HEARING BACK?
Old lady #2 then just walks away
Hopkins senior center
Overheard by overheard perfection. -
There’s At Least One
Guy: Isn’t the ultimate goal of all nations to spread their empires throughout the world?
Everyone else: No!
Guy (darkly): Well it should be.
Hopkins High School
Overheard by imperialist. -
Right
Studious Young Man: Yo, man, where the hos at?
Hopkins High School
Overheard by apparently not a ho. -
But, She Was In 6th Grade So…
Barely in puberty himself: Last year, she was flat. She was FLATTER than flat! She was so flat… that she was flat!
Hopkins High School
Overheard by she was concave?
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