Posts Tagged ‘hospitals’
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You Do Not Want To Know Where The Butter Is
Woman to friend: Girl, I found my toast! It was in my pocket!
St. Louis Park, Methodist Hospital
Overheard by So THAT’S what those pouches in my pants are for. -
How Inconvenient
Employee #1: So, the radio says we should make alternate plans for the holiday because of the storm.
Employee #2: That’s just great, I don’t even know what my plans are yet and I already have to change them?Minneapolis, Abbott Hospital- 5th floor West
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Try To Upgrade To Celery
Female coworker recounting her furiture moving last night: So, I’m sitting in my closet with only my underwear on, with the IQ of a radish and I can’t get my bed through the door.
Minnneapolis, a hospital
Overheard by Scarred for life. -
Until Someone Ends Up In The Hospital
Lady in waiting room: That’s one thing about being a Pastor; they usually let me get away with a lot of things.
Minneapolis, HCMC emergency waiting room
Overheard by Oh, Really? -
And Now They Should Be Calling You Unemployed KFC
Eccentric Receptionist, to client: Yes, they call me KFC.
Confused Client: What?
Eccentric Receptionist: You know, like finger lickin’ good.St Louis Park, Hospital
Overheard by WTF!?!? Are you serious? -
He Might Need A Urologist
Doctor to nurse in hallway: …and then he grabbed his testicles and told me to get him some Viagra.
Nurse: So, what do we do?Minneapolis, Hospital
Overheard by patient knows best… -
That Was A Popular Career Field
Guy: So, your dad was in the Navy? What did he do?
Girl #1: (pause) Umm, he was a soldier?
Girl #2: Yeah, but what was his job?
Girl #1: I don’t know what you mean.
Guy: What was his rank?
Girl #1: I don’t know. He, like, walked around and carried a gun.St Paul, Children’s Hospital
Overheard by are you sure he wasn’t a member of the village people? -
This Will Be Much More Fun
Nurse to her patient: And you thought you were getting an x-ray.
St. Louis Park, Methodist Hospital
Overheard by mplsmerland. -
Sure, It’s Not Like She Has Anything Better To Do
20-something selfish bitch to receptionist at the OB/GYN office: Can you call the nurse and ask her to bring different magazines in here? These are all parenting magazines and I’m not even pregnant.
Saint Paul, United Children’s Hospital
Overheard by I just want to slap her on the face. -
But It’s Legal Alcoholism
College guy with two beers in hand, giving advice to a young friend: Drink as much as you can in high school, because once you get to college it’s called alcoholism.
Minneapolis, HCMC parking lot
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What’s The Fetch On The Black Market?
ER Doctor: Look ma’am, we’ve already caught you lying to us three times. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that you’re just looking for narcotic painkillers. Just for that, I’m giving you REGULAR TYLENOL for your pain!
Dramatic patient: NOOOOO! Not Tylenol AGAIN!Minneapolis, The next room over
Overheard by Waiting for my painkillers. -
Turn Around And Go Home
Woman: I’m looking for a friend of mine.
Receptionist: Do you know his name?
Woman: I don’t know his first name. I don’t know his last name. I only know his nickname.HCMC
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Then I’d Say Yeah
Girl #1: So, did you get any sleep last night?
Girl #2: I don’t know, I was unconscious.HCMC Emergency Room
Overheard by HA!
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