Posts Tagged ‘ikea’
Boy around 3-years-old, pointing to Asian man speaking Chinese: Why is that funny man speaking Spanish?
Tired Mom: Let’s play the quiet game again.
Overheard by Quiet game champ.
Girl: Well, I can justify buying these plates, because I’m going to be eating for the rest of my life!
Supportive friend: Thank god!
Overheard by I need plates too!
Frumpy, older, rural woman to husband in big puffy down jacket: Honey, we have to get this stuff for storage! No one will believe it. We’ll be so cool; we’ll be the only ones to have stuff like this.
Overheard by Takamajane.
Girl to boyfriend, while picking up a blue shag rug: We could just get a Muppet. Like, I could be a murderer of Muppets.
Overheard by Not Cookie Monster!
Creepy 70-year old man: And they were just the most beautiful ten-year old Hawaiian boys ever. And the long, flowing black hair, oh, it was just breath-taking.
Ikea children’s department
Overheard by concerned for Hawaiians.
College-bound Girl: I don’t need an ironing board; I got one at the Senior Party!
Overheard by An Invisible Fiend.
Blonde: It’s so hot in here, I’m all sweaty.
Brunette: I think I’m going to need my turtle.
Overheard by that’s not going to solve your problem.
Woman in line: See, they make you pay 5 cents for the plastic bags.
Man in line: Why are they doing that?
Woman in line: They want to save a tree I guess.
Overheard by Save the plastic trees!
Boyfriend: How do we get out?
Girlfriend: We just follow the exit signs.
Boyfriend: But I wanna get out NOW, not in an hour. How do we get out NOW??
Overheard by So can relate.
Girl: I’m just having sex and not really working at IKEA anymore.
Overheard by Jealous.
Ikea employee to another employee: He’s at least 100% potty trained.
Ikea Smaland kids’ area
Overheard by Scooter.
Cashier: That will be one dollar even, please.
Girl in line to her friend: Do you have a dollar? All I have is a five.
Overheard by Michael.