Posts Tagged ‘ikea’

  • For 15 Years

    Date: 2009.11.28 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Boy around 3-years-old, pointing to Asian man speaking Chinese: Why is that funny man speaking Spanish?
    Tired Mom: Let’s play the quiet game again.

    IKEA
    Overheard by Quiet game champ.

  • This Clears My Conscience For Those Bath Towels

    Date: 2009.05.29 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl:  Well, I can justify buying these plates, because I’m going to be eating for the rest of my life!
    Supportive friend: Thank god!

    Bloomington, Ikea
    Overheard by I need plates too!

  • When Will The Rest Of The World Discover Ikea?

    Date: 2008.11.16 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Frumpy, older, rural woman to husband in big puffy down jacket: Honey, we have to get this stuff for storage! No one will believe it.  We’ll be so cool; we’ll be the only ones to have stuff like this.

    IKEA
    Overheard by Takamajane.

  • Does It Pay Well?

    Date: 2008.08.12 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl to boyfriend, while picking up a blue shag rug: We could just get a Muppet.  Like, I could be a murderer of Muppets.

    Ikea
    Overheard by Not Cookie Monster!

  • A Trip To Ikea Goes Horribly Wrong

    Date: 2008.08.01 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Creepy 70-year old man: And they were just the most beautiful ten-year old Hawaiian boys ever. And the long, flowing black hair, oh, it was just breath-taking.

    Ikea children’s department
    Overheard by concerned for Hawaiians.

  • Wild

    Date: 2008.06.23 | Category: all | Response: 0

    College-bound Girl: I don’t need an ironing board; I got one at the Senior Party!

    Ikea
    Overheard by An Invisible Fiend.

  • Is He A Magic Turtle?

    Date: 2008.06.18 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Blonde: It’s so hot in here, I’m all sweaty.
    Brunette: I think I’m going to need my turtle.

    IKEA
    Overheard by that’s not going to solve your problem.

  • Don’t Be Afraid Of Recycling

    Date: 2008.05.05 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Woman in line: See, they make you pay 5 cents for the plastic bags.
    Man in line: Why are they doing that?
    Woman in line: They want to save a tree I guess.

    IKEA
    Overheard by Save the plastic trees!

  • Blasphemy!

    Date: 2008.02.19 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Boyfriend: How do we get out?
    Girlfriend: We just follow the exit signs.
    Boyfriend: But I wanna get out NOW, not in an hour. How do we get out NOW??

    IKEA
    Overheard by So can relate.

  • Seems Like A Fair Trade

    Date: 2007.12.15 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Girl: I’m just having sex and not really working at IKEA anymore.

    Bordertown Coffee
    Overheard by Jealous.

  • 110% Is Being Able To Poop On Demand.

    Date: 2007.08.29 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Ikea employee to another employee: He’s at least 100% potty trained.

    Ikea Smaland kids’ area
    Overheard by Scooter.

  • Ikea Has A Tough Time Breaking Big Bills.

    Date: 2007.01.26 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Cashier: That will be one dollar even, please.
    Girl in line to her friend: Do you have a dollar? All I have is a five.

    Ikea
    Overheard by Michael.