Physics, Magic And Unicorns
Confused teen: How are they going to have a fireworks show when it’s so cloudy outside?
Plymouth, Music in Plymouth
Overheard by …let me explain a couple things to you.
Confused teen: How are they going to have a fireworks show when it’s so cloudy outside?
Plymouth, Music in Plymouth
Overheard by …let me explain a couple things to you.
8 year old boy to his father: Now this is how to pollute the earth the right way!
Roseville, Central Park, 4th of July fireworks
Overheard by a concerned citizen.
Really loud girl: I forgot to take it for, like, four days.
Equally loud gay friend: Oh, just take four tonight.
Really loud girl: Maybe I’ll just wait a week and then start it over.
Friend (suggestively): Oh yeah, you can always do other stuff.
Excelsior fireworks
Overheard by and then they discussed the “other stuff”.
White suburban boy trying to be gangsta: Did you see that cat?!
Suburban gangsta friend: That was a DOG, dumbass!!!
Excelsior fireworks
Overheard by you can’t be gangsta in downtown excelsior.
Teen, emphatically desperate to convince her friends: He wasn’t lying!! It was on Facebook!!
Excelsior 4th of July fireworks
Overheard by The Usher.
20-something girl, to teenage sister who put car key in her mouth: What’s with you eating the key?
Teenage girl: It tastes good, like iron. I like licking blood because it tastes the same way.
post-fireworks, downtown Stillwater
Overheard by: Stroller Dad
Kid (as fireworks started, ON JULY 4TH): Wow, kind of reminds me of July 4th. Like deja vu. Weird.
Eagan fireworks
Overheard by What day is it again?
Jittery teen after 20 minutes of fireworks: Alright, that’s it. My ADHD is setting in.
Friend: Uhh… you can’t have ADHD during fireworks!!
Delano fireworks
Overheard by I know a doctor who would disagree.
Belligerent farmer during fireworks: This is what it sounded like when Junior shot his first deer. BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
Annandale fireworks
Overheard by not BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!