Posts Tagged ‘junior high’

  • It’s Okay, They’re Dry

    Date: 2008.10.21 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Student to friend, peering in the window of the science lab: There’s people in there.  I don’t want to irrigate the class.

    Minneapolis, Junior High
    Overheard by Dulcey.

  • Aww, Who’s A Big Boy?!

    Date: 2008.05.20 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Middle school boy:  I’m a grown-ass man
    The sub:  And how old are you?
    Middle school boy:  I’m 14.  I’m a grown-ass man.

    First-ring suburban middle school
    Overheard by Uh-huh.

  • It’s The Dream We All Share

    Date: 2008.05.14 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teenage girl student: It’s so cold in this school.
    Girl’s Friend: Yeah, isn’t global warming supposed to melt this planet?
    Teenage girl student: Whatever. I just want to wear my mini without leggings.

    A Western Suburb Middle School
    Overheard by dazed and confused.