Posts Tagged ‘kids’
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You Might Offend The Other Sticks
Cute little boy: NICE STICK!!!!!!
His mom: Shhhh, you can’t say that!St. Paul, Swarm game at Xcel
Overheard by get your mind out of the gutter. -
A New Fear Is Born
Little boy in a bathroom with automatic flushers, very alarmed: Mommy! Why is the toilet flushing for no reason!?!?! Why is it flushing!?!?! (toilet flushes again) Bad toilet!
St. Louis Park, Panera Bread
Overheard by ah, technology. -
Creepy Beyond His Years
9-year old boy to younger brother: Patience, my son.
Medford, Old Navy outlet
Overheard by Wise beyond his years. -
Someone Should Double Check His Method
3-year-old boy: My butt is itchy. Maybe I ate too much.
St. Paul, preschool
Overheard by Laughing on the Inside. -
It’s Because Firemen Don’t Carry Guns
Small boy to his father: Daddy, Daddy! When I grow up I want to be a mercenary!
Minneapolis, Rainbow Foods
Overheard by Karatepanda. -
The First Of A Thousand Times He’ll Say That
Camp Counselor: Justin, why is your marshmallow roasting stick in between your legs?
Justin (5 years old): Cause it’s my penis! I have a really, really long penis!Duluth, cabin
Overheard by Kids these days. -
They Just Take So Long To Cook
Mom, to her kid: What do you want to eat?
Little kid: BUFFALO!
Mom: You mean buffet?
Little kid: NO. A BUFFALO!Minneapolis, Franklin & Nicollet Bus Stop
Overheard by Malarchy. -
The Following 12 Hours Are Less Magical
Kid having breakfast with his family: We went to this great place called the White Castle!
Minneapolis, Uptown Bruegger’s
Overheard by Kumar. -
That Is What Vegas Is Known For
8-year-old-ish child during a screening of Percy Jackson: They get to go to Vegas?! I want to go to Vegas! They have all the good stores. In Hannah Montana they had the best shoes!
St. Paul, Highland Park Mann theater
Overheard by Chalalalalala. -
It’s Worse Than Learning The Tooth Fairy Doesn’t Exist
Kid looking at ice sculptures of dinosaurs, angrily: DINOSAURS ARE EXTINCT!!!!!!!
St. Paul, Rice Park, Winter Carnival
Overheard by amused. -
You Don’t Want To Miss That
Child #1: Are you gonna sleep on the plane?
Child #2: Yeah.
Child #1, very serious: I’ll wake you if we’re gonna die, OK? I’ll wake you if we’re gonna die.MSP Airport, during takeoff on a plane bound for Florida
Overheard by Now Afraid to Fly. -
And They Say I Should Stay Away From Kids
Little girl: Why do all the players have tattoos?
Adult: Because their parents didn’t love them.South Minneapolis, Vikings playoff party
Overheard by Jeanne. -
You’ll Have To Ask Him
Five-year-old girl to Mom: Is Valentine’s Day when the Easter Bunny comes?
Maple Grove, Target Valentine’s Section
Overheard by Dreaded girl. -
Dad Is Such A Buzzkill
4 year old son, whining: But Dad…
Dad: No, no one is going to rob Target.Apple Valley, Target
Overheard by Don’t think I don’t want to. -
It’ll Be Her First Car Someday
Little girl: I want a candy bar.
Her mom: No.
Little girl: Fine, if I don’t get one I’ll shit in your car!Apple Valley, Target
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The Perfect Compliment To Cheerios
Mom: What do you want to drink?
Little boy, about 6 years old: Beer!St. Louis Park, Panera Bread
Overheard by I want one too. -
Now I Have To Start All Over
7 year old girl, singing: Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg…
Teenage girl: Oh really? I didn’t even know!
7 year old girl: Hey, HEY! Don’t sass me like that.Minneapolis, bus stop near Tyler St.
Overheard by i see who wears the pants in that relationship. -
For 15 Years
Boy around 3-years-old, pointing to Asian man speaking Chinese: Why is that funny man speaking Spanish?
Tired Mom: Let’s play the quiet game again.IKEA
Overheard by Quiet game champ. -
H1N1 Is Still Worse Than Crazy
Mom: Rub that [hand sanitizer] on your hands! Gimme some of that! Don’t touch the window! Don’t touch anything! Keep your hands together on your lap or else you’ll get the flu! Why you talkin’ to her? Do you know her? Why you talkin’ to a stranger? Don’t worry ’bout what your sister doin’, worry ’bout what you doin’!
Little Boy: You cwazy. You a good mom, but you cwazy.4 bus, Uptown
Overheard by sxoidmal. -
His First Session Will Be So Confusing
10-year-old boy #1: What is a social worker anyway?
10-year-old boy #2: It’s a gay person! Duh!Edina, Super Target
Overheard by lol.
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