Clerk #1: Oh no! The Canadians are here!
Clerk #2: Nooo! I won’t be able to get anything done for the next hour!

Lino Lakes, Kohls
Overheard by Are they that demanding?

Pigtailed 4 yr old girl to the couple in line behind her at the checkout: Do you know me? Do you?
Tired mother: Hush, honey. They don’t know you.
Pigtailed girl: Well, they should! Know me! Don’t forget me.

Eagan, Kohls
Overheard by that girl is going to be famous.

Guy: Well, you guys could save up your money and buy me a watch. How does that sound, do you want to do that?
Kid #1: Maybe for your birthday, or father’s day, or something like that.
Kid #2: He’s not our father!!

Apple Valley, Kohl’s
Overheard by me.

Blonde Woman to Brunette Woman: I looked in the goodie bag and she gave me a package of Hello Kitty Band-Aids with a note that said ‘These are for your drunk owies.’

Kohls, Eden Prairie Center
Overheard by D.R.B.

Teen Girl: We don’t get to keep the gowns. We get to keep the hats.
Mom: Umm, yeah, I know.
Teen Girl: Those hats are so stupid.  I’d rather gag than wear it.

Kohl’s in Blaine
Overheard by the Elderly Multigravida.

Older woman (to cashier at Kohl’s): I got the runs.
Cashier looks confused.
Older woman: I got the runs, you know, diarrhea!

Kohl’s Eden Prairie
Overheard by TMI.