Posts Tagged ‘kohls’

  • They’re All Here?!

    Date: 2008.10.01 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Clerk #1: Oh no! The Canadians are here!
    Clerk #2: Nooo! I won’t be able to get anything done for the next hour!

    Lino Lakes, Kohls
    Overheard by Are they that demanding?

  • We All Know You Now

    Date: 2008.09.15 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Pigtailed 4 yr old girl to the couple in line behind her at the checkout: Do you know me? Do you?
    Tired mother: Hush, honey. They don’t know you.
    Pigtailed girl: Well, they should! Know me! Don’t forget me.

    Eagan, Kohls
    Overheard by that girl is going to be famous.

  • Someone Isn’t Adjusting Well

    Date: 2008.08.26 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy: Well, you guys could save up your money and buy me a watch. How does that sound, do you want to do that?
    Kid #1: Maybe for your birthday, or father’s day, or something like that.
    Kid #2: He’s not our father!!

    Apple Valley, Kohl’s
    Overheard by me.

  • Inside Joke Or Cry For Help?

    Date: 2008.06.18 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Blonde Woman to Brunette Woman: I looked in the goodie bag and she gave me a package of Hello Kitty Band-Aids with a note that said ‘These are for your drunk owies.’

    Kohls, Eden Prairie Center
    Overheard by D.R.B.

  • Like, Oh My God

    Date: 2008.05.27 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teen Girl: We don’t get to keep the gowns. We get to keep the hats.
    Mom: Umm, yeah, I know.
    Teen Girl: Those hats are so stupid.  I’d rather gag than wear it.

    Kohl’s in Blaine
    Overheard by the Elderly Multigravida.

  • You’re Wasting Precious Moments

    Date: 2008.03.29 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Older woman (to cashier at Kohl’s): I got the runs.
    Cashier looks confused.
    Older woman: I got the runs, you know, diarrhea!

    Kohl’s Eden Prairie
    Overheard by TMI.