Guy 1# to Guy #2: So Natural Family Planning is a natural method where once the egg is released you have like 12 hours to…

Lake Calhoun
Overheard by Listening to convos.

Woman behind the counter to co-worker: Did you hear about my friend who has the trophy wife?
Male Customer looks over, startled.
Woman: What? Did you hear that? Was that mean?

Caribou Coffee, Lake Calhoun
Overheard by jzimm.

Mom (to 1-year old): See those ducks? You like all those ducks? Those are called geese. Yeah. Geese! They’re real neat birds. Your daddy shoots ‘em!

Lake Calhoun
Overheard by Nanny pushing the tire swing.

Guy #1 recognizes Guy #2 on the beach, seemingly their first time running into one another in awhile. They exchanged “hello’s”, this awkward belly button conversation, and then immediately went to their respective towels…
Guy #1: So you have an outtie? I think you are the only guy I know with an outtie.
Guy #2: Well it looks like you have a kind-of half outtie.
Guy #1: Yea, it’s all about the snip.
Guy #2: Oh really, you think the snip really matters?
Guy #1: Well…no.

Lake Calhoun
Overheard by HO.

Man to friends: He doesn’t manscape. He doesn’t even take showers.

Lake Calhoun
Overheard by CW.

Woman pointing to duck: Honey, is that a loon?

Lake Calhoun
Overheard by Calhoun Runner.

Bicyclist to 10 people blocking his way on bike path: This is a bike path!
Rude Walker: This is a free country!
Bicyclist: Yeah, and you’re also free to walk down the middle of 35W!

Lake Calhoun bike path

Fat girl in a bikini to a hairy old man sunning: Dude, put a shirt on.

Lake Calhoun