Posts Tagged ‘lake calhoun’
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Who Would See That Coming?
Thug #1: (mock fighting) I’d all hit you upside the head with a hammer!
Thug #2: Hey man, my homegirl got murdered with a hammer!
Lake Calhoun
Overheard by hoping thugs don’t read this. -
Eventually That Sort Of Thing Gets Into The News.
Girl talking to her friend: His family knows he’ll sleep with anything.
Lake Calhoun walking path
Overheard by Slower traffic keep right, please. -
With The Support System He Has, He Shouldn’t Be.
Biking mom to obviously struggling son: Why are you so weak?
near Lake Calhoun
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So Close!
Teen girl #1: My mom wants me to go to that girl college out east. The one that starts with a W, I can’t remember the name.
Teen girl #2: Wellesley?
Teen girl #1: No, not that one, the other one that sounds like it.
Teen girl #3: Oh my god, West Palm Beach?!?!
Noodles & Co by Lake Calhoun
Overheard by Wesleyan gets no love. -
But With Cialis, You Have 36 Hours.
Guy 1# to Guy #2: So Natural Family Planning is a natural method where once the egg is released you have like 12 hours to…
Lake Calhoun
Overheard by Listening to convos. -
I Don’t Know, Is She Hot?
Woman behind the counter to co-worker: Did you hear about my friend who has the trophy wife?
Male Customer looks over, startled.
Woman: What? Did you hear that? Was that mean?
Caribou Coffee, Lake Calhoun
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Child Rearing 101.
Mom (to 1-year old): See those ducks? You like all those ducks? Those are called geese. Yeah. Geese! They’re real neat birds. Your daddy shoots ‘em!
Lake Calhoun
Overheard by Nanny pushing the tire swing. -
Somehow, This Is Not The Dumbest Conversation To Happen At Calhoun.
Guy #1 recognizes Guy #2 on the beach, seemingly their first time running into one another in awhile. They exchanged “hello’s”, this awkward belly button conversation, and then immediately went to their respective towels…
Guy #1: So you have an outtie? I think you are the only guy I know with an outtie.
Guy #2: Well it looks like you have a kind-of half outtie.
Guy #1: Yea, it’s all about the snip.
Guy #2: Oh really, you think the snip really matters?
Guy #1: Well…no.
Lake Calhoun
Overheard by HO. -
He Doesn’t Manscape?! He Should Be Scorned!
Man to friends: He doesn’t manscape. He doesn’t even take showers.
Lake Calhoun
Overheard by CW. -
Yes.
Woman pointing to duck: Honey, is that a loon?
Lake Calhoun
Overheard by Calhoun Runner. -
Ten Heads ARE Dumber Than One.
Bicyclist to 10 people blocking his way on bike path: This is a bike path!
Rude Walker: This is a free country!
Bicyclist: Yeah, and you’re also free to walk down the middle of 35W!
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You’re Making Me Look Bad.
Fat girl in a bikini to a hairy old man sunning: Dude, put a shirt on.
Lake Calhoun
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