Posts Tagged ‘lake of the isles’
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I Hope It Has A 30 Day Money-Back Guarantee
Young woman on phone: It’s funny, I was telling my dad I’ve never even bought a pair of shoes I haven’t seen in person, and now I’m buying a house. Oh well, it will be fun.
Minneapolis, Walking Path, Lake of the Isles
Overheard by Or the worst decision you ever made. -
He Doesn’t Seem To Mean It
Man looking at baby pictures of his newborn niece: Yeah, all babies are precious. Whatever, shut up.
Minneapolis, Lake of the Isles
Overheard by Bunny Colvin. -
In A Circle
Guy #1, in group of six passing us for the second time: We’re seeing all the same people.
Guy #2: That’s the culture of walking around a lake.Lake of the Isles
Overheard by We’re all just following the path, buddy. -
Okay, But This Won’t Be Pretty
Man waiting outside the porta-potties, speaking to a man inside the porta-potties: Number one: Stop going number two!
Lake of the Isles
Overheard by CT. -
It Gets Much Worse
Little girl: Mommy! I found a dog that’s my favorite and it made a poopy and another dog was sniffing it!
Mom: Well that’s okay, sweetie. Some times other dogs eat other dogs’ poopies, so I guess sniffing is OK.
Little girl: That’s gross.Lake of the Isles Dog Park
Overheard by true dat.
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