14th October 2008

Pancakes Plus Will Save You

IT guy: When the nukes start flying, that’s where I’m going. Perkins.

Lakeville, The Office
Overheard by I’m going to Chipotle.

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22nd September 2008

Better Cancel The Latest Supply Order

Account rep: We’re not here to determine temperatures of people’s pee.

Lakeville, The Office
Overheard by Jeremy Q. Afterglide.

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18th September 2008

The Error Does Not Care

Guy reacting to an error message on his computer: “The necessary data was deleted”?!? But it was NECESSARY!

Lakeville, The office
Overheard by Jeremy Q. Afterglide.

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6th September 2008

Unless That Was Your Plan

Male coworker: When I was growing up I wanted to be a male doctor.
Female coworker: Male doctor? You’re a guy, of COURSE you’d be a male doctor.
Male coworker: No, like doctor for males, like a urologist or a proctologist.
Female coworker: Yeah, it’s pretty bad when you’ve got something in your butt.

Lakeville, The Office
Overheard by Male computer programmer.

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29th August 2008

You Just Did

Muttering coworker (referring to Overheard in Minneapolis): I wish I could Overheard myself.

Lakeville, The Office
Overheard by King Skidz.

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12th August 2008

What Else Have I Burned?

Customer Service Girl: I think I burned my face.

The Office in Lakeville
Overheard by You’re not sure?

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29th July 2008

Everyone Makes That Wish

Guy who brought back shots to the table at friend’s birthday party: Saddle up and take this shot!
Birthday Boy:  Red-headed sluts!  My wish did come true!

Lakeville, MN
Overheard by Birthday Boy’s girlfriend.

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21st July 2008

Loser!

14 year old: Dude, have you seen the new Batman movie?
Friend: Yeah, on Friday.
14 year old: You loser! (pauses) Was it awesome?
Friend: Yes.

Lakeville Theatre

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2nd July 2008

At Least He Gave You A Head Start

Call center girl to coworker who just hung up from a call with a client: Did he tell you he was going to come over here and rub one off?

The Office in Lakeville
Overheard by Keep him away from my potato salad.

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19th April 2008

That’s Too Bad

Customer service rep: [apparently taking a wrong number call] Sorry, we don’t have a Dick.

The office in Lakeville
Overheard by Loose Knuckle Chucky.

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28th March 2008

There Is A Clear Theme Today

Girl in cubicle: I’ve been rubbing that thing all day. I’m afraid I’m going to rub a hole in it!

The office in Lakeville
Overheard by Cupcake Helper Man.

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5th March 2008

And I Need A Mental Gynecologist

Coworker to self: I need an emotional chiropractor.

The office in Lakeville
Overheard by Needs an emotional cracking himself.

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22nd February 2008

The Mob Is Tough In NoDak

Tall man on the phone: Hi, my name is David*, and I’m trying to get some information. I have a school in North Dakota that puts students in hospitals…

The office in Lakeville
Overheard by Doesn’t remember the schools in ND being that rough.

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9th February 2008

Try To Get The Real Chicken Kind

Snaggletooth worker calling her kid at home: Now before you go, I want you to eat something… No, something HEALTHY. Like chicken nuggets.

The office in Lakeville
Overheard by Rock Peckhard.

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2nd February 2008

I Say “Fail” A Lot

Sassy momma (out of the blue): I say “dude” a lot!

The office in Lakeville
Overheard by I say “the” a lot.

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13th January 2008

You Have To Try Harder To Be Cool

Middle-Aged Neighbor #1: I love Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Middle-Aged Neighbor #2: Yeah, great music. (Long Pause) It’s too bad he died in that plane crash.
Middle-Aged Neighbor #1: You mean that they died in a plane crash. it was a band, not a single person.
Middle-Aged Neighbor #2: You’re shittin’ me?

Lakeville neighborhood block party

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9th January 2008

It Doesn’t Get More Minnesotan Than This

Sassy momma: I’m just excited about everybody and seeing everybody and the fellowship and beverages.

The office in Lakeville
Overheard by I get excited about fellowship and beverages too.

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12th December 2007

Ooh, I’m Sorry But We’re Going To Have To Let You Go…

Customer service guy: As long as I’m touching it, can you just put it in my mouth? I need to know what it tastes like.

The office in Lakeville
Overheard by Jonny Cakecutter.

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5th December 2007

I Think Mommy Should Come Home From Her Business Trip

Dad to his toddler in the shopping cart: Alright, kiddo, Daddy needs some LOTION! What do you think about that?

Lakeville Target
Overheard by Jeremy Q Afterglide.

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26th November 2007

Just Like A Kick To The Face

4 People standing in the middle of the aisle in Fleet Farm: Ever see that show, DOG The Bounty Hunter? Yeah, it’s pretty good.

Lakeville Fleet Farm
Overheard by Chris: No, No it’s not very good. Its like TV for Bush fans.

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