Posts Tagged ‘lakeville’

  • He Really Wants More Than Six Months

    Date: 2009.03.26 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Workout Delinquent: I have court tomorrow.
    Friend: For what?
    Workout Delinquent: That terroristic threat I made a while back.
    Friend: Still with that?
    Workout Delinquent: Yeah, I’m on probation for another 6 months. I really want to kill that fucking judge.
    Friend: Bummer.

    Lakeville, Lifetime Fitness
    Overheard by Is this locker bulletproof?

  • We’re Pretty Much Caught Up Now

    Date: 2009.02.11 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Company VP: How’s your doggie?
    Client Rep: The dead one or the live one?

    Lakeville, The Office
    Overheard by J Swiggity Q.

  • He Fixes Actual Notebooks

    Date: 2009.02.10 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Phone system service guy: Is this… PAPER?!?
    Twenty-something IT guy: Yeah, I’m old school.

    Lakeville, The Office
    Overheard by Wiggly Down Under.

  • The Urinal Is Always There To Listen

    Date: 2009.01.14 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Man at the urinal, under his breath: God, I hate people. (pause) I hate myself.

    Lakeville, The office restroom
    Overheard by You alright out there, dawg?

  • You Read My Mind

    Date: 2008.11.18 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Coworker to another: If you want, you guys could come over to my house and hang out while I take a shower.

    Lakeville, The office
    Overheard by Should I sit in the tub or on the toilet?

  • Rule #3: Don’t Get Them Wet After Midnight

    Date: 2008.11.05 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy at the urinal: (rustling) AGAIN??? (seemingly endless urination sounds) Ohhhhhh that felt SO good!

    Lakeville, The office mens room
    Overheard by I sure hope he was peeing.

  • Pancakes Plus Will Save You

    Date: 2008.10.14 | Category: all | Response: 0

    IT guy: When the nukes start flying, that’s where I’m going. Perkins.

    Lakeville, The Office
    Overheard by I’m going to Chipotle.

  • Better Cancel The Latest Supply Order

    Date: 2008.09.22 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Account rep: We’re not here to determine temperatures of people’s pee.

    Lakeville, The Office
    Overheard by Jeremy Q. Afterglide.

  • The Error Does Not Care

    Date: 2008.09.18 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy reacting to an error message on his computer: “The necessary data was deleted”?!? But it was NECESSARY!

    Lakeville, The office
    Overheard by Jeremy Q. Afterglide.

  • Unless That Was Your Plan

    Date: 2008.09.06 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Male coworker: When I was growing up I wanted to be a male doctor.
    Female coworker: Male doctor? You’re a guy, of COURSE you’d be a male doctor.
    Male coworker: No, like doctor for males, like a urologist or a proctologist.
    Female coworker: Yeah, it’s pretty bad when you’ve got something in your butt.

    Lakeville, The Office
    Overheard by Male computer programmer.

  • You Just Did

    Date: 2008.08.29 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Muttering coworker (referring to Overheard in Minneapolis): I wish I could Overheard myself.

    Lakeville, The Office
    Overheard by King Skidz.

  • What Else Have I Burned?

    Date: 2008.08.12 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Customer Service Girl: I think I burned my face.

    The Office in Lakeville
    Overheard by You’re not sure?

  • Everyone Makes That Wish

    Date: 2008.07.29 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy who brought back shots to the table at friend’s birthday party: Saddle up and take this shot!
    Birthday Boy:  Red-headed sluts!  My wish did come true!

    Lakeville, MN
    Overheard by Birthday Boy’s girlfriend.

  • Loser!

    Date: 2008.07.21 | Category: all | Response: 0

    14 year old: Dude, have you seen the new Batman movie?
    Friend: Yeah, on Friday.
    14 year old: You loser! (pauses) Was it awesome?
    Friend: Yes.

    Lakeville Theatre

  • At Least He Gave You A Head Start

    Date: 2008.07.02 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Call center girl to coworker who just hung up from a call with a client: Did he tell you he was going to come over here and rub one off?

    The Office in Lakeville
    Overheard by Keep him away from my potato salad.

  • That’s Too Bad

    Date: 2008.04.19 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Customer service rep: [apparently taking a wrong number call] Sorry, we don’t have a Dick.

    The office in Lakeville
    Overheard by Loose Knuckle Chucky.

  • There Is A Clear Theme Today

    Date: 2008.03.28 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl in cubicle: I’ve been rubbing that thing all day. I’m afraid I’m going to rub a hole in it!

    The office in Lakeville
    Overheard by Cupcake Helper Man.

  • And I Need A Mental Gynecologist

    Date: 2008.03.05 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Coworker to self: I need an emotional chiropractor.

    The office in Lakeville
    Overheard by Needs an emotional cracking himself.

  • The Mob Is Tough In NoDak

    Date: 2008.02.22 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Tall man on the phone: Hi, my name is David*, and I’m trying to get some information. I have a school in North Dakota that puts students in hospitals…

    The office in Lakeville
    Overheard by Doesn’t remember the schools in ND being that rough.

  • Try To Get The Real Chicken Kind

    Date: 2008.02.09 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Snaggletooth worker calling her kid at home: Now before you go, I want you to eat something… No, something HEALTHY. Like chicken nuggets.

    The office in Lakeville
    Overheard by Rock Peckhard.

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