IT guy: When the nukes start flying, that’s where I’m going. Perkins.

Lakeville, The Office
Overheard by I’m going to Chipotle.

Account rep: We’re not here to determine temperatures of people’s pee.

Lakeville, The Office
Overheard by Jeremy Q. Afterglide.

Guy reacting to an error message on his computer: “The necessary data was deleted”?!? But it was NECESSARY!

Lakeville, The office
Overheard by Jeremy Q. Afterglide.

Male coworker: When I was growing up I wanted to be a male doctor.
Female coworker: Male doctor? You’re a guy, of COURSE you’d be a male doctor.
Male coworker: No, like doctor for males, like a urologist or a proctologist.
Female coworker: Yeah, it’s pretty bad when you’ve got something in your butt.

Lakeville, The Office
Overheard by Male computer programmer.

Muttering coworker (referring to Overheard in Minneapolis): I wish I could Overheard myself.

Lakeville, The Office
Overheard by King Skidz.

Customer Service Girl: I think I burned my face.

The Office in Lakeville
Overheard by You’re not sure?

Guy who brought back shots to the table at friend’s birthday party: Saddle up and take this shot!
Birthday Boy:  Red-headed sluts!  My wish did come true!

Lakeville, MN
Overheard by Birthday Boy’s girlfriend.

14 year old: Dude, have you seen the new Batman movie?
Friend: Yeah, on Friday.
14 year old: You loser! (pauses) Was it awesome?
Friend: Yes.

Lakeville Theatre

Call center girl to coworker who just hung up from a call with a client: Did he tell you he was going to come over here and rub one off?

The Office in Lakeville
Overheard by Keep him away from my potato salad.

Customer service rep: [apparently taking a wrong number call] Sorry, we don’t have a Dick.

The office in Lakeville
Overheard by Loose Knuckle Chucky.

Girl in cubicle: I’ve been rubbing that thing all day. I’m afraid I’m going to rub a hole in it!

The office in Lakeville
Overheard by Cupcake Helper Man.

Coworker to self: I need an emotional chiropractor.

The office in Lakeville
Overheard by Needs an emotional cracking himself.

Tall man on the phone: Hi, my name is David*, and I’m trying to get some information. I have a school in North Dakota that puts students in hospitals…

The office in Lakeville
Overheard by Doesn’t remember the schools in ND being that rough.

Snaggletooth worker calling her kid at home: Now before you go, I want you to eat something… No, something HEALTHY. Like chicken nuggets.

The office in Lakeville
Overheard by Rock Peckhard.

Sassy momma (out of the blue): I say “dude” a lot!

The office in Lakeville
Overheard by I say “the” a lot.

Middle-Aged Neighbor #1: I love Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Middle-Aged Neighbor #2: Yeah, great music. (Long Pause) It’s too bad he died in that plane crash.
Middle-Aged Neighbor #1: You mean that they died in a plane crash. it was a band, not a single person.
Middle-Aged Neighbor #2: You’re shittin’ me?

Lakeville neighborhood block party

Sassy momma: I’m just excited about everybody and seeing everybody and the fellowship and beverages.

The office in Lakeville
Overheard by I get excited about fellowship and beverages too.

Customer service guy: As long as I’m touching it, can you just put it in my mouth? I need to know what it tastes like.

The office in Lakeville
Overheard by Jonny Cakecutter.

Dad to his toddler in the shopping cart: Alright, kiddo, Daddy needs some LOTION! What do you think about that?

Lakeville Target
Overheard by Jeremy Q Afterglide.

4 People standing in the middle of the aisle in Fleet Farm: Ever see that show, DOG The Bounty Hunter? Yeah, it’s pretty good.

Lakeville Fleet Farm
Overheard by Chris: No, No it’s not very good. Its like TV for Bush fans.