Posts Tagged ‘lakeville’

• Thousands To Choose From, And That’s What You Say?

  Date: 2006.10.23 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

  Hokey Pokey CD: You put your butt in, you put your butt out, you put your butt in and you shake it all about…
  Wedding D.J.: C’mon everyone, let’s see those poopers!
  
  Lakeville, MN
  Overheard by MT.

• The Crime Rate Is High Because Batman Is Always Being Grounded.

  Date: 2006.10.17 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

  Frustrated mother: Jake, you need to take your costume off for dinner.
  4 year old boy in a batman suit: I’m NOT Jake, I’m BATMAN!!!
  Frustrated mother: Jake, seriously get your clothes on…
  4 year old boy in a batman suit: I’m not Jake, I’m…
  Frustrated mother: FINE, Jake… I mean Batman… whoever you are… you need to take off your costume for dinner.
  
  Lakeville
  Overheard by Amused friend of mother.

• I Left Them In My Other Pants.

  Date: 2006.09.25 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

  4 year old son, in the backseat by himself, says out of nowhere: What do you mean you forgot your super powers??
  
  Lakeville, MN
  Overheard by chuckling mom.