Skinny, unshaven, big-haired hipster with a skateboard: My mom is supposed be booking my next gig for me next week; she’s kinda flakin’ on me.

Minneapolis, Computers at the downtown public library
Overheard by A snob at a nearby computer.

Impassioned college girl: When will the gods stop punishing me for cutting my own bangs?!

Duluth, library bathroom
Overheard by This too shall pass?

Man: I’m too old for overnight adventures.
Woman: You’re too married.

The Loft
Overheard by Garage girl #1.

Dude: So I think I should just take my shirt off and wear my beater.

Outside of the Library
Overheard by: Dan H

Poet: I’m sorry, he’s busy with his annual autopsy.

The Loft
Overheard by Garage girl #1.

Young blonde woman looking for a book: Is that how the library organizes the books, the Dewey Decimal System?
Woman’s boyfriend: No, that’s about decimals and stuff.
Blonde woman: Oh. Then why’d I think that?
Boyfriend (laughing): I don’t know… that’s pretty funny though.

Roseville Library
Overheard by Poor Dewey…

8 year old boy trying to convince caretaker to take The Fellowship of the Ring video out of the library: They don’t swear, they just shoot each other with arrows!

Linden Hills library
Overheard by habitue.