Drunk Girl #1:  *tastes her Vodka Cranberry* This doesn’t even taste like it has vodka in it, dude.  Is this just cranberry juice?
Drunk Girl #2: *tastes it*  Weird!  I can’t taste it either.  Maybe we’re drunk.

The Library Bar, Dinkytown
Overheard by Lil.

Stumbly girl in the bathroom: I just had a shot of tequila. I need to call my mom and tell her that!

The Library Bar
Overheard by wondering if it brings back memories of childhood for her too.