Posts Tagged ‘lino lakes’

  • Is It Too Early To Think?

    Date: 2009.09.20 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Child: Mommy, I want French fries!!!
    Mom: It’s way too early in the morning for French fries, you’re getting a hot dog instead.

    Lino Lakes, Hay Days Snowmobile Grass Drags
    Overheard by Well, isn’t that a smart decision for breakfast..

  • What’s In The Water?

    Date: 2009.06.16 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Little boy to mother, shopping for pants: I want them!
    Mother: No, they’re too tight.
    Boy: I like them tight!
    Mother: No, they’ll hurt your legs.
    Boy: I like them to hurt my legs!

    Lino Lakes, Kohls
    Overheard by Circulation is overrated.

  • All In The Family

    Date: 2008.11.16 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Woman waiting for coffee: You know my sister is a Playboy model?
    Friend: (blank stare)
    Woman waiting for coffee: Yeah! She sends me the pictures. I mean, she’s beautiful but I don’t wanna see that. And my brother, HE looks at those!
    Friend: (blank stare)

    Lino Lakes, Starbucks in Target
    Overheard by Next In Line.

  • They’re All Here?!

    Date: 2008.10.01 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Clerk #1: Oh no! The Canadians are here!
    Clerk #2: Nooo! I won’t be able to get anything done for the next hour!

    Lino Lakes, Kohls
    Overheard by Are they that demanding?