Posts Tagged ‘liquor store’

  • Especially If It’s Free

    Date: 2010.06.21 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Young lady cashier: Oh man, it’s going to be really hard to steal free WiFi during this storm.

    Minneapolis, Hennepin Lake Liquor, Uptown

  • Then We Can Justify A Cover Charge

    Date: 2009.12.31 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Douchebag #1 to Douchebag #2: We need to get something chuggable because that’s what she does.

    Minneapolis, Zipps Liquor
    Overheard by Ed.

  • You Can’t Hold Something Like That Back

    Date: 2009.05.23 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Man: Oh, come on, let me hear your gay cat voice!
    Woman: No!

    St Louis Park, Knollwood Liquor
    Overheard by horseville.

  • Then I’m Leaving!

    Date: 2009.05.18 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Overweight man in his early 50′s: They don’t got shit for malt liquor.

    Minneapolis, Lake Street Liquor
    Overheard by are you talking to ME?

  • What Year Is It Now?

    Date: 2009.05.17 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Bearded Man: For what it’s worth, I loved that New Radicals CD. In 1999, I smoked crack to that CD.

    Minneapolis, Zipp’s Liquors

  • Can’t Top That

    Date: 2009.03.10 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Drunk dude wearing aviatiors and a dirty PBR stocking hat: Give me an end of July-sittin’-in-a-trunk-warm Budweiser. That’s heaven. 

    Minneapolis, Zipp’s Liquors

  • “Toy Aisle” Means Different Things To Adults

    Date: 2009.03.04 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Kindergarten-ish girl (reading sign): S-U-R-D-Y-K-apostrophe-S.  What does that spell?
    Parent: Surdyk’s!
    Girl (yelling): UGH I HATE THIS STORE!!

    Minneapolis, Surdyk’s
    Overheard by old enough to appreciate liquor, wine, and cheese.

  • 14 Year Old Boys Just Crowned Him King

    Date: 2009.02.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Scruffly, unkempt, bearded cashier being offered birthday cake: I don’t like cake nearly as much as I like boners.

    Minneapolis, Zipp’s Liquors
    Overheard by I got something you’ll like.

  • And I’ve Been Cryogenically Frozen Since 1973

    Date: 2009.01.01 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Clerk: We can’t sell you that alcohol without ID.
    Customer: It’s okay. I’m 18!

    Minneapolis, a Liquor Store

  • You Can Love Me From Afar

    Date: 2008.11.17 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Clerk greeting incoming customer: How you doin?
    Customer: I’m lovin’ you, baby, that’s why I’m here.

    Minneapolis, Union Liquors
    Overheard by I love this store, always an adventure.

  • That’s How We Multitask

    Date: 2008.11.16 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Liquor store clerk: You want a bag for that?
    Liquor store patron with bottle of vodka: Nah, I’ll drink it in the car.

    Robbinsdale, RC Liquors
    Overheard by He was kidding… right?

  • He Said To Talk To You

    Date: 2008.10.05 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Slightly effiminate black man on his cell phone: Uh-uh child. If you’re pregnant, that ain’t my child. You gots to talk to my brother.

    Minneapolis, Zipp’s Liquors

  • It’s All In The Details

    Date: 2008.09.16 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Liquor store customer, loudly: Where you got them cans of Hurricane at?
    Liquor store clerk: We don’t sell cans of Hurricane.
    Liquor store customer, slightly quieter: Where you got them bottles of Hurricane at?
    Liquor store clerk: Those are right over there. 

    Chicago-Lake Liquors, noon
    Overheard by Stop, you’re making me thirsty.

  • Not Until I Buy One For Myself

    Date: 2008.09.15 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy at the counter buying lottery tickets: Can I get two Powerballs?
    Crazy woman standing next to him in line: If you win, you have to buy me a windmill.

    Minneapolis, Zipp’s Liquors
    Overheard by It might not be long, but it’s got the circumfrence of a soup can.

  • You Don’t Know What You’re Missing

    Date: 2008.08.31 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Skinny Asian kid buying a 24pk of Keystone Light to his friend: I dunno man… I’ve never played beer pong against a black dude before.

    Minneapolis, Zipp’s Liquors

  • To Buy Soap?

    Date: 2008.08.06 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Large black man with an afro and gold teeth that always talks about ‘Alice in Chains’: That girl said I smell like shit.  I said, fuck you, at least I got money.

    Zipps Liquors
    Overheard by Honestly, Alice in Chains really isn’t that good.

  • The Two Easiest Numbers

    Date: 2008.03.07 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Liquor Store Clerk: That’ll be $18.52.
    Old Drunk: $18.52. That makes me think of the old rhyme “In 1852 Columbus sailed the ocean blue.”
    Liquor Store Clerk: I don’t know if that’s right. Wasn’t it 1752?
    Old Drunk: Could be. (turns to man behind him in line) Do you know what we’re talking about?
    Other man: Columbus? Yeah, I think it was 1492 you’re thinking of.
    Old Drunk: Really? Well at least I had the one and the two right…

    Liquor Store
    Overheard by D.R.B.