Super Green business lady on cell phone: I totally care about the environment and all that.  I just don’t have time to!

Loring Park
Overheard by I have time to care!

Man in his 40s, talking to a friend who’s fixing his bike: So I was like, “If I paid $140, I expect to get pussy!”

Loring Park Greenway
Overheard by Heading to the animal shelter now.

College Girl #1: Then he just sat down two seats in front of me!
College Girl #2: What an ass!
College Girl #1: I know!

Loring Park Dunn Brothers
Overheard by WUT?

Crazy Loring Park Man: Bitch stole mah walnut!

Loring Park
Overheard by WUT?