Posts Tagged ‘lunds’
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Before Or After You Get Me A Pound Of Gouda?
Cheese Clerk: Okay, worst-case scenario: I have to get a hysterectomy.
Uptown Lund’s deli counter
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Why Do New Yorkers Think We’re Rubes?
Cashier to Bagger: Where do you go to school?
Bagger: Washington D.C.
Cashier: Oh, I really want to go there. I’ve never seen the Statue of Liberty.Plymouth, Lunds
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I Just Don’t Know How She’d Know That
Preppy woman in mid 30s: Oh, make sure to grab the dolphin safe tuna, last time you got the wrong kind and I think I found a chunk of dolphin in it.
Preppy man in mid 30s: Gross. Thanks.Edina, Lunds
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Well, Maybe After This Blueberry Muffin
Wannabe hipster girl: I’m anorexic!
Wannabe hipster friend: No way.
Wannabe hipster girl: No seriously! I’m anorexic, since lunch!
Wannabe hipster friend: …okay.Uptown Lund’s Caribou
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Where Are Their Mothers?!
Teenage girl #1, to pack of other teenage girls in the feminine products aisle: When do you douche?
Teenage girl #2: I don’t know, when do YOU douche?
(Group of teenage girls giggle hysterically)Wayzata, Lunds
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It’s Just So Pretty When You Say It
Rowdy gay man to rowdy gay compatriot while pointing at cyclist walking the aisle: See! He’s not ugly, he’s RUSTIC!
Lund’s in NE
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What Matters Most
Pinched, Botox-ed mom to her annoyed daughter, who is wearing an A-line shirt: …and that SHIRT? Seriously, Meaghann*, people are going to look at you and think, “That girl is pregnant.” Pregnant. Preh-heg-NANT.
Edina Lunds
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2 + 2 = I Just Passed Out
Obnoxious girl: Oh my gosh, my mom totally tries to be so cool. (giggle) Like this morning she had money and she was like, here take this money, it’s ten more dollars than you have now.
Teacher: Oh stop! Your mom is adorable! My kids think I try too hard, but I think I’m a ninny.
Obnoxious girl: Whatever! My mom was trying to give me money and I was like, I don’t understand you!
Teacher: (laughs) Who’s the ninny now, Jane?!
Obnoxious girl: (laugh) I don’t know, it’s too early for math.Plymouth Lunds
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I Would Like To See Those Stats
Young college dude to friend: Well yeah, but I think more people here have mustaches than in Maryland.
NE Lunds
Overheard by laughing quietly to herself. -
The Next Big Reality TV Hit
Cell phone talker/ grocery shopper: Our families are so crazy, they should get together for a potluck…
Lunds 50th Street
Overheard by Wonder what would happen. -
Don’t Forget To Wrap Your Phone Up
Woman in checkout line: Just because there is no genital touching doesn’t mean that dirty texting isn’t sex.
Her friend: Shhhhhh.
Woman in checkout line: Just because your fingernails aren’t dirty…
Her friend: SHUT UP. We can talk about this once we get outside.
nordeast lunds
Overheard by if you think that’s sex, i hope you weren’t planning on an orgasm. -
Boca Burgers Would Stand No Chance.
Two boys about 7 years old or so, in the frozen food section of Lunds with one of their mothers
Young boy #1: Look. Boca Burgers!
Young boy #2: I love Boca Burgers!
Young boy #1: Who do you think would win between Boca Burgers and french fries?
Debate ensues.
Lunds in Highland Park
Overheard by That mom’s doing something right.
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