Rowdy gay man to rowdy gay compatriot while pointing at cyclist walking the aisle: See!  He’s not ugly, he’s RUSTIC!

Lund’s in NE
Overheard by flattered by the underhandedness.

Pinched, Botox-ed mom to her annoyed daughter, who is wearing an A-line shirt: …and that SHIRT? Seriously, Meaghann*, people are going to look at you and think, “That girl is pregnant.” Pregnant. Preh-heg-NANT.

Edina Lunds
Overheard by Jesus, how did I wind up in Edina?!

Obnoxious girl: Oh my gosh, my mom totally tries to be so cool. (giggle) Like this morning she had money and she was like, here take this money, it’s ten more dollars than you have now.
Teacher: Oh stop! Your mom is adorable!  My kids think I try too hard, but I think I’m a ninny.
Obnoxious girl: Whatever! My mom was trying to give me money and I was like, I don’t understand you!
Teacher: (laughs) Who’s the ninny now, Jane?!
Obnoxious girl: (laugh) I don’t know, it’s too early for math.

Plymouth Lunds
Overheard by wait, what?

Young college dude to friend: Well yeah, but I think more people here have mustaches than in Maryland.

NE Lunds
Overheard by laughing quietly to herself.

Cell phone talker/ grocery shopper: Our families are so crazy, they should get together for a potluck…

Lunds 50th Street
Overheard by Wonder what would happen.

Woman in checkout line: Just because there is no genital touching doesn’t mean that dirty texting isn’t sex.
Her friend: Shhhhhh.
Woman in checkout line: Just because your fingernails aren’t dirty…
Her friend: SHUT UP. We can talk about this once we get outside.

nordeast lunds
Overheard by if you think that’s sex, i hope you weren’t planning on an orgasm.

Two boys about 7 years old or so, in the frozen food section of Lunds with one of their mothers
Young boy #1: Look. Boca Burgers!
Young boy #2: I love Boca Burgers!
Young boy #1: Who do you think would win between Boca Burgers and french fries?
Debate ensues.

Lunds in Highland Park
Overheard by That mom’s doing something right.