15th June 2008

9 Out Of 10 Moms Agree: Mom Pants Are Nice

Mom: Wait, Becca. What about these short?
Becca: This is, like, the old lady section.
Mom: I think they’re nice.

Macy’s Rosedale (Becca’s right)
Overheard by Ed.

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9th March 2008

Eventually It Gets More Complicated

Teenage Skater #1: Come here, man.
Teenage Skater #2: No, man. When you punch me in the stomach, I fart!

Macy’s at Rosedale
Overheard by please, not by my register.

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