Little girl dressed as a pink care bear: Excuse me.
Mom who’s busy paying: What are you excusing?
Little girl: I felt my butt tooted.

Mankato, Cub Foods
Overheard by the literalist.

Small child to her dad: Dad, who would want to be a banana for Halloween?
Bored dad of small child: A baby who doesn’t know any better.

Mankato, Halloween store @ the mall
Overheard by good point.

Girl to friends, walking through produce section: I have never felt so threatened by produce in all my life.

Mankato, Hy-Vee
Overheard by laurel.

Cute chick playing pool: I think it’s okay. I mean I can drink a few times a week and not need more. I don’t have a problem or anything.
Pool Opponent: Denial.
Cute Chick: Denial in a river in the Amazon.

Mums bar, Mankato
Overheard by That’s not how I heard it…