Posts Tagged ‘mankato’

• Just Roll With It

  Date: 2012.03.01 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Lucky Co-Worker: I’m graduating soon and I’ve already got an internship.
  Other Co-Worker: Good for you, man. What are you gonna do?
  Lucky Co-Worker: I’m going into education, probably going to be working with autistic kids.
  Other Co-Worker: Yeah? That’s cool! What do they draw?

  Mankato, Gary’s Pizza
  Overheard by D.R.B.

• Not Necessarily

  Date: 2010.05.11 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Guy, talking about buying clothes for an upcoming wedding: I don’t have any “dress casual” clothes, so I’m going to have to do some shopping for this one.
  Friend: You mean you can’t wear flannel?
  Guy: It’s in St. Paul. Too far south for flannel.

  Mankato, In line at the movie theater near campus
  Overheard by I wear flannel too.

• But Yelling At The Game Is Half The Fun

  Date: 2010.04.19 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Hipster Dude: Is she really a mute?
  Hipster Dude’s Sister: Yeah.
  Hipster Dude: No wonder she plays those video games all the time.

  Mankato, 5th Ave & Main St.
  Overheard by D.R.B.

• It’s Not Like She’ll Regret It In Five Years

  Date: 2010.04.03 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Ditsy 20-something girl: I’ve been thinking of getting a zombie tattooed on my calf. Zombies are awesome.

  Mankato, Chipotle
  Overheard by D.R.B.

• Mine Works Great!

  Date: 2009.11.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Girl #1: I’m getting really bored of sex. It’s just the same old thing.
  Girl #2: We really gotta find you a Brazilian chick.

  Mankato, 5th street
  Overheard by jogger.

• But You Heard Me Say ‘No Offense’, Right?

  Date: 2009.09.03 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Asian Guy: I only have a home phone.
  White Co-Worker: No offense, but that’s strange; an Asian guy that DOESN’T own a cellphone?

  Mankato, Buffalo Wild Wings
  Overheard by D.R.B.

• Maybe If We Draw A Picture…

  Date: 2009.05.04 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Mom, explaining her heritage to her kids: So, I’m 1/4 Swedish, 1/4 German, 1/4 Norwegian, and 1/4 English.
  Little (very white) girl: And I’m 1/2 Chinese!
  Little boy: And I’ll have macaroni and chicken!

  Mankato, local park
  Overheard by I’ll have Italian.

• So Not Very Well?

  Date: 2009.02.13 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Girl lifeguard #1: How is your half-plastic baby doing?
  Girl lifeguard #2: It’s made of silicon, not plastic.

  Mankato, YMCA
  Overheard by ZZH.

• I Have Found This To Be True

  Date: 2009.01.01 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Punk Rocker: I’m going to a New Year’s Eve VIP party at the IDS center.
  Friend: Oh yeah? How’d you manage that?
  Punk Rocker: I’m going with Deena. She’s a Jew, so she’s got connections.

  Mankato, Borad Street Apartment
  Overheard by D.R.B.

• Cheery Bear Has Exceptional Manners

  Date: 2008.11.03 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Little girl dressed as a pink care bear: Excuse me.
  Mom who’s busy paying: What are you excusing?
  Little girl: I felt my butt tooted.

  Mankato, Cub Foods
  Overheard by the literalist.

• Whatever, I Look Great As A Banana

  Date: 2008.10.27 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Small child to her dad: Dad, who would want to be a banana for Halloween?
  Bored dad of small child: A baby who doesn’t know any better.

  Mankato, Halloween store @ the mall
  Overheard by good point.

• How Do You Think The Banana Feels?

  Date: 2008.09.30 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Girl to friends, walking through produce section: I have never felt so threatened by produce in all my life.

  Mankato, Hy-Vee
  Overheard by laurel.

• That Might Hurt Some Feelings

  Date: 2008.04.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Cute chick playing pool: I think it’s okay. I mean I can drink a few times a week and not need more. I don’t have a problem or anything.
  Pool Opponent: Denial.
  Cute Chick: Denial in a river in the Amazon.

  Mums bar, Mankato
  Overheard by That’s not how I heard it…