Posts Tagged ‘mankato’

  • Just Roll With It

    Date: 2012.03.01 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Lucky Co-Worker: I’m graduating soon and I’ve already got an internship.
    Other Co-Worker: Good for you, man. What are you gonna do?
    Lucky Co-Worker: I’m going into education, probably going to be working with autistic kids.
    Other Co-Worker: Yeah? That’s cool! What do they draw?

    Mankato, Gary’s Pizza
    Overheard by D.R.B.

  • Not Necessarily

    Date: 2010.05.11 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy, talking about buying clothes for an upcoming wedding: I don’t have any “dress casual” clothes, so I’m going to have to do some shopping for this one.
    Friend: You mean you can’t wear flannel?
    Guy: It’s in St. Paul. Too far south for flannel.

    Mankato, In line at the movie theater near campus
    Overheard by I wear flannel too.

  • But Yelling At The Game Is Half The Fun

    Date: 2010.04.19 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Hipster Dude: Is she really a mute?
    Hipster Dude’s Sister: Yeah.
    Hipster Dude: No wonder she plays those video games all the time.

    Mankato, 5th Ave & Main St.
    Overheard by D.R.B.

  • It’s Not Like She’ll Regret It In Five Years

    Date: 2010.04.03 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Ditsy 20-something girl: I’ve been thinking of getting a zombie tattooed on my calf. Zombies are awesome.

    Mankato, Chipotle
    Overheard by D.R.B.

  • Mine Works Great!

    Date: 2009.11.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl #1: I’m getting really bored of sex. It’s just the same old thing.
    Girl #2: We really gotta find you a Brazilian chick.

    Mankato, 5th street
    Overheard by jogger.

  • But You Heard Me Say ‘No Offense’, Right?

    Date: 2009.09.03 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Asian Guy: I only have a home phone.
    White Co-Worker: No offense, but that’s strange; an Asian guy that DOESN’T own a cellphone?

    Mankato, Buffalo Wild Wings
    Overheard by D.R.B.

  • Maybe If We Draw A Picture…

    Date: 2009.05.04 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Mom, explaining her heritage to her kids: So, I’m 1/4 Swedish, 1/4 German, 1/4 Norwegian, and 1/4 English.
    Little (very white) girl: And I’m 1/2 Chinese!
    Little boy: And I’ll have macaroni and chicken!

    Mankato, local park
    Overheard by I’ll have Italian.

  • So Not Very Well?

    Date: 2009.02.13 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl lifeguard #1: How is your half-plastic baby doing?
    Girl lifeguard #2: It’s made of silicon, not plastic.

    Mankato, YMCA
    Overheard by ZZH.

  • I Have Found This To Be True

    Date: 2009.01.01 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Punk Rocker: I’m going to a New Year’s Eve VIP party at the IDS center.
    Friend: Oh yeah? How’d you manage that?
    Punk Rocker: I’m going with Deena. She’s a Jew, so she’s got connections.

    Mankato, Borad Street Apartment
    Overheard by D.R.B.

  • Cheery Bear Has Exceptional Manners

    Date: 2008.11.03 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Little girl dressed as a pink care bear: Excuse me.
    Mom who’s busy paying: What are you excusing?
    Little girl: I felt my butt tooted.

    Mankato, Cub Foods
    Overheard by the literalist.

  • Whatever, I Look Great As A Banana

    Date: 2008.10.27 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Small child to her dad: Dad, who would want to be a banana for Halloween?
    Bored dad of small child: A baby who doesn’t know any better.

    Mankato, Halloween store @ the mall
    Overheard by good point.

  • How Do You Think The Banana Feels?

    Date: 2008.09.30 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl to friends, walking through produce section: I have never felt so threatened by produce in all my life.

    Mankato, Hy-Vee
    Overheard by laurel.

  • That Might Hurt Some Feelings

    Date: 2008.04.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Cute chick playing pool: I think it’s okay. I mean I can drink a few times a week and not need more. I don’t have a problem or anything.
    Pool Opponent: Denial.
    Cute Chick: Denial in a river in the Amazon.

    Mums bar, Mankato
    Overheard by That’s not how I heard it…