Posts Tagged ‘maplewood’

  • It’s Clumsy But It Works

    Date: 2011.10.16 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Tan teenage boy to tan female friend: My mom wants me to hang out with you more.
    Tan teenage girl: Why?
    Tan teenage boy: Because you’re Mexican.

    Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
    Overheard by I want to hang out with you because I’m Asian!

  • They Just Don’t Make ‘Em Like They Used To

    Date: 2010.05.17 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy, eavesdropping on conversation about the old Phalen Shopping Center: Yah, I remember the Phalen Shopping Center! All those shops!

    Maplewood, 5 8 Tavern
    Overheard by Bar tender.

  • And Unlike A Chihuahua, She Can Feed Herself

    Date: 2009.10.02 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Teenage girl #1 to friend: Dude, your sister’s tiny.
    Teenage girl #2: Thanks. She’s like an accessory.

    Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
    Overheard by Gucci or Coach?

  • What She Doesn’t Know Is That Her Meat Judges Her

    Date: 2009.09.05 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Frank teenage girl: Maria* is self-conscious about her meat so she’s moving over there.

    Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
    Overheard by What about her vegetables?

  • Might Have To Write It Down

    Date: 2009.05.23 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teenage girl, to friend: The elbow is a euphemism, remember that.

    Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
    Overheard by Not as good as the spinal cord.

  • It Would Be Awkward If You Didn’t

    Date: 2009.05.21 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl, to friend: Would it be awkward if I leaned in to smell your perfume and licked your neck?

    Maplewood, MPA
    Overheard by Only if it actually happened.

  • Learn Them In Another Language And You’re All Set

    Date: 2009.05.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl in geometry class to friend: I like the word tangent. Ms. Washburn taught it to me. You taught me “random”, and Laura taught me “rape”.
    Friend: That paragraph just defined us all.

    Maplewood, MPA
    Overheard by The power of knowledge.

  • 8th Grade Boys And Everyone I Know

    Date: 2009.05.05 | Category: all | Response: 0

    8th Grade Girl: I bet that’s true.
    8th Grade Boy: I bet your mom’s true.
    8th Grade Girl: Who even says that anymore?

    Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
    Overheard by I guess I’m not up on the lingo.

  • And Now Turn It Into A Flower

    Date: 2009.04.29 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Freshman girl, to friend: You drew a swastika on my notebook?!
    Friend: Yeah?
    Freshman girl, a while later: I wasn’t surprised, just angry.

    Maplewood, MPA
    Overheard by was the peace sign too hard to draw?

  • The Self Loathing Kind

    Date: 2009.04.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Boy: The deeper you go into the bucket of emo the more pornography you find.

    Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy

  • All The Buried Treasure Has Been Dug Up

    Date: 2009.04.22 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl, during a lecture about modern pirates: So, why don’t we get any pirate attacks in Minnesota?

    Maplewood, MPA
    Overheard by Lake Superior is decievingly dangerous.

  • Go Outside Today

    Date: 2009.04.17 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Alto II teenage girl (on singing first soprano part in choir): That was like going on a field trip!

    Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
    Overheard by Just wait till you try out the bass line.

  • That’s True Of Everyone

    Date: 2009.04.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Boy: What do you think I am, a fortune cookie?
    Girl: Do the words “In Bed” make sense after everything you say?
    Boy and Girl: (pause) Yes.

    Maplewood, MPA
    Overheard by good to know.

  • Where Were Those Voices Coming From?

    Date: 2009.04.02 | Category: all | Response: 2

    Girl talking to herself: Shut up, shut up, shut up.
    Girl #2: Who were you talking to?
    Girl talking to herself: YOU.
    Girl#2: I wasn’t saying anything.
    Girl talking to herself: Really?

    Maplewood, MPA
    Overheard by Dazzling Drawer.

  • Hang It Around Your Neck

    Date: 2009.03.31 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl, to friend holding a blue ruler: You know, that ruler really makes your eyes pop.

    Maplewood, MPA
    Overheard by My calculator brings out my highlights.

  • It’s Just Like Playing The White Album Backwards

    Date: 2009.03.02 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl Coming Out Of Band: So, I found this pencil today and I tried to read it. And I didn’t really realize I was reading it upside down. And now I’ve realized that it was a Hannah Montanna pencil, but I swear that I was reading something about Hitler!

    Maplewood, MPA
    Overheard by Cynical… I think that there is a connection here!

  • Both Filled With Kleenex?

    Date: 2009.02.27 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teenage girl to friend: Your bra is like Anne’s* purse!

    Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
    Overheard by Chock full of goodies!

  • Is The Snow Fairy Off Handing Out STDs?

    Date: 2009.02.26 | Category: all | Response: 0

    9th grade girl in locker room: We’re gonna get 6 inches of snow tonight. I just know. It was in my dream. The Herpes Fairy visited me.

    Maplewood, MPA
    Overheard by The Tooth Fairy has a sister?!?

  • Just Give Them Back When You’re Done

    Date: 2009.02.25 | Category: all | Response: 0

    6th grade boy #1 at basketball practice: Let’s use the boy’s balls today!
    6th grade boy #2: Yeah! Let’s use some balls that are OUR size!
    9th grade girl to friend: Did that just happen?

    Maplewood, MPA
    Overheard by 6th grade boys are less inocent than they seem.

  • It’s What I Do Every Day

    Date: 2009.02.25 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl: Well, I need to practice my insults on somebody.

    Maplewood, MPA
    Overheard by So you can use them naturally in a casual conversation…