Posts Tagged ‘maplewood’
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It’s Clumsy But It Works
Tan teenage boy to tan female friend: My mom wants me to hang out with you more.
Tan teenage girl: Why?
Tan teenage boy: Because you’re Mexican.Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
Overheard by I want to hang out with you because I’m Asian! -
They Just Don’t Make ‘Em Like They Used To
Guy, eavesdropping on conversation about the old Phalen Shopping Center: Yah, I remember the Phalen Shopping Center! All those shops!
Maplewood, 5 8 Tavern
Overheard by Bar tender. -
And Unlike A Chihuahua, She Can Feed Herself
Teenage girl #1 to friend: Dude, your sister’s tiny.
Teenage girl #2: Thanks. She’s like an accessory.Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
Overheard by Gucci or Coach? -
What She Doesn’t Know Is That Her Meat Judges Her
Frank teenage girl: Maria* is self-conscious about her meat so she’s moving over there.
Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
Overheard by What about her vegetables? -
Might Have To Write It Down
Teenage girl, to friend: The elbow is a euphemism, remember that.
Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
Overheard by Not as good as the spinal cord. -
It Would Be Awkward If You Didn’t
Girl, to friend: Would it be awkward if I leaned in to smell your perfume and licked your neck?
Maplewood, MPA
Overheard by Only if it actually happened. -
Learn Them In Another Language And You’re All Set
Girl in geometry class to friend: I like the word tangent. Ms. Washburn taught it to me. You taught me “random”, and Laura taught me “rape”.
Friend: That paragraph just defined us all.Maplewood, MPA
Overheard by The power of knowledge. -
8th Grade Boys And Everyone I Know
8th Grade Girl: I bet that’s true.
8th Grade Boy: I bet your mom’s true.
8th Grade Girl: Who even says that anymore?Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
Overheard by I guess I’m not up on the lingo. -
And Now Turn It Into A Flower
Freshman girl, to friend: You drew a swastika on my notebook?!
Friend: Yeah?
Freshman girl, a while later: I wasn’t surprised, just angry.Maplewood, MPA
Overheard by was the peace sign too hard to draw? -
The Self Loathing Kind
Boy: The deeper you go into the bucket of emo the more pornography you find.
Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
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All The Buried Treasure Has Been Dug Up
Girl, during a lecture about modern pirates: So, why don’t we get any pirate attacks in Minnesota?
Maplewood, MPA
Overheard by Lake Superior is decievingly dangerous. -
Go Outside Today
Alto II teenage girl (on singing first soprano part in choir): That was like going on a field trip!
Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
Overheard by Just wait till you try out the bass line. -
That’s True Of Everyone
Boy: What do you think I am, a fortune cookie?
Girl: Do the words “In Bed” make sense after everything you say?
Boy and Girl: (pause) Yes.Maplewood, MPA
Overheard by good to know. -
Where Were Those Voices Coming From?
Girl talking to herself: Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Girl #2: Who were you talking to?
Girl talking to herself: YOU.
Girl#2: I wasn’t saying anything.
Girl talking to herself: Really?Maplewood, MPA
Overheard by Dazzling Drawer. -
Hang It Around Your Neck
Girl, to friend holding a blue ruler: You know, that ruler really makes your eyes pop.
Maplewood, MPA
Overheard by My calculator brings out my highlights. -
It’s Just Like Playing The White Album Backwards
Girl Coming Out Of Band: So, I found this pencil today and I tried to read it. And I didn’t really realize I was reading it upside down. And now I’ve realized that it was a Hannah Montanna pencil, but I swear that I was reading something about Hitler!
Maplewood, MPA
Overheard by Cynical… I think that there is a connection here! -
Both Filled With Kleenex?
Teenage girl to friend: Your bra is like Anne’s* purse!
Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
Overheard by Chock full of goodies! -
Is The Snow Fairy Off Handing Out STDs?
9th grade girl in locker room: We’re gonna get 6 inches of snow tonight. I just know. It was in my dream. The Herpes Fairy visited me.
Maplewood, MPA
Overheard by The Tooth Fairy has a sister?!? -
Just Give Them Back When You’re Done
6th grade boy #1 at basketball practice: Let’s use the boy’s balls today!
6th grade boy #2: Yeah! Let’s use some balls that are OUR size!
9th grade girl to friend: Did that just happen?Maplewood, MPA
Overheard by 6th grade boys are less inocent than they seem. -
It’s What I Do Every Day
Girl: Well, I need to practice my insults on somebody.
Maplewood, MPA
Overheard by So you can use them naturally in a casual conversation…
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