Posts Tagged ‘maplewood’
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Better Safe Than Sorry
Teenage girl working pensively on History study guide: You know, I WOULD abbreviate “cultural” with “cult,” but that would just confuse me.
Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
Overheard by Got to agree with you on that one. -
Another Convert!
Teenage Girl: Man, it’s as hard as a rock!
Mother of Teenage Girl: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!
Teenage Girl: Ugh!!!! Not you too!Maplewood, Panera
Overheard by Waiting in line for my french onion soup. -
Half Price!
The Cynical One: Nothing says Happy Valentine’s Day like capitalism, bullets, switchblades, and anthrax.
Maplewood, MPA
Overheard by horray for v day. -
The Earth Shattering Adventures Of The 9th Grader
Freshman Girl pointing to 7th grader: That’s *Brent’s little brother? Oh, my God. This is like if you had a grandma that you thought was dead and she turned out to be alive. That’s how big this is.
Maplewood, MPA Cafeteria
Overheard by wow, that must be some brother. -
It’s Too Late To Take It Back
Girl #1 to Girl #2: Well, if you go to the left, I’ll go all the way to the locker room with you. So which way do you want to go?
Girl #2: I want you to go all the way with me.
Girl #1 and Girl #2: Whoa.
Girl #3: Say THAT a little louder.Maplewood, MPA
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Didn’t Want To Watch It Next Week Either?
Freshman Girl: My mom wouldn’t let me watch Heroes last night, so I cut my tights and threw ice cream at her car.
Maplewood, MPA
Overheard by How old are you, agian? -
I Am
Choir robe-wearing teenage guy to female friend: I mean, he stood next to you while you changed; nobody’s judging you.
Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
Overheard by Well, some people might be. -
I Know What I’m Doing Tonight
Teenage boy: If you’re ever looking for a good laugh, search “domestic abuse” on YouTube.
Maplewood, MPA
Overheard by Honda. -
This Will Be Either The Worst Or The Best Limerick Ever
Female Student: I’m thinking of an animal that rhymes with Muhammad. (a few minutes later) Oh, I got it. It’s Dalai Lama.
Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
Overheard by Alix. -
It Will Be
English Teacher, giving lecture: When is the prime of your life?
Loud Guy: Right now.
Girl, to friend: Wow. That’s a sad life.Maplewood, MPA
Overheard by at least he’s happy now. -
That Works For Me
Loud teenage girl: I’m starting to feel really sick. Like, I’m feeling sick to my stomach. (sigh) I need to go shopping.
Maplewood, MPA
Overheard by of course… -
By Way Of Venezuela
Girl #1: WAIT, he’s leaving?
Guy: I’m going to Venezuela.
Girl #2: YOU’RE GOING TO ISRAEL?!?!?Maplewood, MPA
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Rethink Those Career Goals
Girl reading from school paper: The money teen prostitutes receive for their duties usually ends up in the hands of controlling pimps, with very little left for the teen.
Boy a few seats away: That’s frustrating.Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
Overheard by You would know, I’m sure… -
She Even Wears Short Skirts Sometimes
Mother: You stay away from that Hannah Montana! She’s NO GOOD.
Teen Daughter: But whyyy?
Mother: She’s NO GOOD, Ariana, NO GOOD. (walks away muttering under her breath)Maplewood, Michael’s
Overheard by Alco. -
Sometimes The Result Is Not As Good As What You Imagined
Teenage boy #1, in human sacrifice debate: Why would God want to kill his own creation?
Teenage boy #2: Have you ever played with Legos? Half the fun is taking them apart.Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
Overheard by So THIS is what he does for fun… -
The North Pole Is An EOE
Girl: Why is he dressed up as Black Santa?
Boy: Why not? I dressed up as Swedish Santa.St. Paul, Mounds Park Academy
Overheard by LMH. -
This Concludes Today’s Lesson
Preteen girl #1: Boobies are just fat.
Preteen girl #2: No, they aren’t. They are a special kind of fat. Boobie fat.Maplewood, Mall
Overheard by Boobalicious. -
And Get Beaten Less
Young Boy: Owww, you’re hurting me!
Older Sister pulling boy by wrist: Maybe you should drink more milk!Maplewood, School Conferences
Overheard by An amused teacher. -
Nine Commercials Just Flashed Before My Eyes
Ditzy girl: Mom, they make this wonderbra in the pattern of my life.
Maplewood, Mall
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Can You Picture It?
Red Neck #1: Even if you’re at the back you’re only about 125 feet from the stage.
Red Neck #2: Wow! Imagine how close you’d be if you were in the front row!Maplewood, 5-8 bar & Grill
Overheard by Bartender’s ears.
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