Posts Tagged ‘maplewood’
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I Love Science!
Bridesmaid #1: Ugh, why does the ice always stick to the bottom of my glass?
Bridesmaid #2: Maybe because it’s heavier than air?Maplewood wedding
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And Professional
College-age guy: Dude, I feel like I’m totally out of gas.
Buddy: Do you mean personal gas?
Half-Price Books, Maplewood
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I’m Stealing That
Older Female Bank Employee on Phone: They probably won’t care that it was a keying error, they’ll likely just say ‘tough crunchies’.
TCF Bank, Maplewood
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Whatever Helps You Sleep At Night.
Emo guy in tight pants: He’s totally gay. Like, really gay. He wears girls pants. I mean, I know these *look* like girls’ pants, but they’re not.
The Rock, Maplewood
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Who Has The Time?
Middle aged man: I haven’t measured a buffalo lately.
At the table next to mine in the 3M corporate cafeteria Maplewood
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That’s Better Than “Fly Over Country.”
Local to non-local: Welcome to Minnesota! The land of… many things.
Green Mill @ Country Inn in Maplewood
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Telling Them Would Almost Be Mean.
Loiterer #1 at base of unmoving escalator: Crap! It’s not working!
Loiterer #2: Damn it! How we gonna get upstairs then?
Maplewood Mall
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So Let’s Get You A Thong, Too.
Little girl holding up a pair of large hoop earrings: Mom, can I get these?
Mom: No, your dad will kill me.
Little girl: No, he can’t because of the restraining order, remember?
Mom: Oh yeah, you’re right.
Claire’s – Maplewood Mall
Overheard by Bess.
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