Male Student: …she bit off his genitals, and then a centipede crawled out of his mouth.
Female Student: (gasp)

MCTC
Overheard by Sandbox.

Smooth talker on cellphone: I’m sorry, baby, I didn’t mean to send you someone else’s pictures, but it happens. *laughs*

MCTC
Overheard by guess he’s not getting lucky.

Boisterous history minded dude: They used to use coke in the dentist’s office, nigga!

MCTC
Overheard by 25 year old “older folk”

Cute chubby girl to friend: You just gotta get out there and ride that pony…

MCTC
Overheard by inagoddesseye.

A woman backs up in a crowded elevator and is standing in front of a baby stroller.
Mother of baby (not happy): You betta get your booty outta my baby’s grill.

Crowded elevator at MCTC
Overheard by Trying unsuccessfully not to laugh.

Girl: I don’t wear red lipstick. I go from, like, Yale University to MCTC in red lipstick.
Guy: I go from Yale University to the Gay 90’s in red lipstick.

Bus # 6
Overheard by Red Lipstick.