Posts Tagged ‘metrodome’
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Yeah, It Was A Total Wreck
A pessimistic 50-year old man, after the first pitch of the game by Scott Baker was called a ball: Shit, this game is over.
Minneapolis, Metrodome, section 136
Overheard by never mind the subsequent 250 pitches -
Congratulations!
Girl #1: Are you in here?
Girl #2: Yeah, I’m over here, and guess what? Good news!
Girl #1: You’re all good?
Girl #2: Yeah!Women’s restroom during Vikings game
Overheard by Now we all know the good news. -
Can’t Win Them All
Stepford wife to husband: Kirby Puckett? Isn’t he in jail now?
Irritated husband: HE’S DEAD.Twins game, Metrodome
Overheard by Yikes. -
This Kid Needs A Book
Boy, about man in Joe Montana jersey: Why is that guy wearing a Hannah Montana jersey?
Metrodome
Overheard by my jersey is pink. -
Hope It’s Dollar-A-Dog Day!
Male, triumphantly: I’m gonna eat 20 dome dogs!
Walking into Twins game
Overheard by moofia. -
He Just Threw That Chance Out The Window
Drunk Guy: I would totally crawl inside her like a ton ton on planet Hoth!
Twins Game
Overheard by Bewildered friend. -
I’m So Proud Of That Guy
Drunk over-21 girl poking teenager’s shoulder: How old are you? (friends, also drunk, erupt in giggles)
Teenager: 19. (rolls his eyes)
Drunk girl: You’re so cute!
(about 20 min and 4 beers later…)
Drunk over-21 girl poking boy again: Read this. [a business card with a note in pink pen on the back] It’s from our friend, she’s shy. (lots of giggling)
Teenager: (throws card on the ground)A Twins Game
Overheard by fan annoyed the entire game by these drunk girls, who left in the 7th inning -
Yeah… No
Underage girl: So, how old are you then? Eighteen?
20-year old man: I’m actually 20.
Underage girl [warily]: Ohhhh…
20-year old man: Is that okay?Twins vs. Sox
Overheard by these two had the best conversations all night. -
Make A Left At The Hot Dog
Woman on cell phone: Okay kiddo, I’m coming around by the peanuts now!
the ALMONDS stand outside the Metrodome
Overheard by Twins games are the best place to see and hear things. -
It’s Just Not Fair
Twins Announcer: It’s Justin Morneau.
Fan Seated In Row Behind: He won the Olympics!Metrodome
Overheard by he did especially well in figure skating. -
Easily
Loud Woman at the Twins Game as Buscher is batting (9th inning, 2 outs, full count, Twins winning 5-3): Come on Buscher! This is the biggest moment of your life!
Lower Level of the Metrodome
Overheard by Seriously? The biggest moment of his life? -
Let’s Share Lightning Strikes, Too!
Young baseball fan: Hey, if you catch two foul balls, will you give me one?
Other young fan: SURE!Metrodome
Overheard by Foul balls never strike in the same place twice! -
Hear That, Joe?
Dad: Who’s up?
10-year-old girl: Joe Mauer. That is SO last year.Metrodome
Overheard by Really? -
She Just Made Zero New Friends
Drunk College Girl to friend (referring to a bus packed with people, definitely not pleasant): Do you want to take the 16? It looks like a PARTY!!
Next to the 16 bus leaving the Metrodome
Overheard by The Twins Won. -
Actually, This Is True
White cube farmer to same: Chicks don’t like dudes with umbrellas. They like wild and crazy guys who aren’t afraid to get their hair wet.
Metrodome Promenade
Overheard by Alexis -
I Do Not Want To See That Play Out
My mother, to two black teenage boys with long braided hair: Could you ladies step back from the railing so the people behind you can see the game?
Metrodome
Overheard by One very embarrassed Alexis. -
I’ll Have Two
Vegetarian to Famous Dave’s employee: Do you serve anything without meat?
FD employee: We have chicken wraps.Famous Dave’s at the Metrodome
Overheard by Hungry Carnivore. -
They’re Both Crap, Get The Kid A Summit
Young Boy: I want a Bud Light!
Dad: No. No No No.
Young Boy’s older brother: It’s not Bud Light, it’s Budweiser!Metrodome
Overheard by they sure start young. -
So, Come On Down To The Metrodome!
Little Boy: Ewww… what’s that smell?
Slightly Tipsy Dad: Prolly barf.
Little Boy: Yuck! You’re gross!
Slightly Tipsy Dad: What? It’s a Twins game. People come to get drunk, then they barf, and you smell it. That’s how it goes.Walking out of the Metrodome after a Twins game
Overheard by That’s not why I go to Twins games. -
It Should Work That Way
Little boy to his mother: Oh yes, he broke his bat! Now the other team doesn’t have as many bats as the Twins!
Section 127, Row 119, Metrodome
Overheard by Happy that the innocence isn’t lost.
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