Posts Tagged ‘metrodome’
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Probably Not At The Metrodome
Drunk Guy: Where the fuck is the milk jug?
Cheap Seats, Metrodome
Overheard by slolee. -
Oooh… Close
Girl: I don’t want to live in the boondocks, I want to live in the city. Like, really in the city.
Guy friend: Like where?
Girl: White Bear Lake.Metrodome
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It’s Way More Fun This Way
20 Something Woman on Cell Phone: Are you still in high school? You could send me to jail, you know. If you’re still in high school, you could send me to jail. You should have told me this before…
#16 Bus near Metrodome
Overheard by Before what? I could’ve asked. -
We Should At Least Admire Their Spirit.
High School Girl #1: Think about it, if everyone in this section buys a pop at 5 dollars each…
High School Girl #2: That’s 5 thousand dollars!
High School Girl #1: We should build a Metrodome! We’d be millionaires!
Vikings/Chargers Game
Overheard by there will be one for sale soon. -
But He’s Sexy.
Drunk 20-something #1: Just admit it, you hate the Atlantic Ocean.
Drunk 20-something #2: I was in Desert Storm.
Drunk 20-something #1: You live in a tundra.
Drunk 20-something #2: You’re just bitter because you don’t live near an ocean.
Drunk 20-something #1: No one wants to live by you.
Drunk 20-something #2: I am sexy.
Drunk 20-something #1: You don’t even live by a bay, not one!
metroDOME: Twins game
Overheard by a passive participant. -
It’s All In Their Musical Talents, Right?
Middle-Aged Asian Man: I saw those, what are they called, Pussy Cat Girls?
Middle Aged Minnesotan Woman: Huh, I guess I don’t know.
Middle-Aged Asian Man: The Pussy Cat Girls, they are good. My favorite.
Minnesota Twins Baseball Game
Overheard by Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me… -
Proving Again That The Internet Improves Lives.
Jock #1 to friend he got on the same light-rail car with: Fancy to see you here!
Jock #2: (guffaws) Where did you hear that from?
Jock #1: Oh, I Googled it.
metrodome station
Overheard by it was pretty fancy. -
Underrated Terms Of Endearment.
Man, to young male beer vendor: Hey! Tea bag!
Metrodome, Minneapolis
Overheard by awfully rad. -
Why Be Buzzed When You Can Forget Your Name And Wake Up In A Van?
Tan Girl #1: You’re drunk aren’t you?
Tan Girl #2: No, I’m not drunk. I’m just really buzzed.
Tan Girl #1: Good, ’cause we gotta go get wasted after this.
Metrodome–Twins v. Tigers
Overheard by It’s a fine line. -
What Is It I Only Have One Of?
Guy: Oh, you’re such a good nurse with your two ovaries.
Girl: I don’t have two ovaries.
Guy: You don’t?
(long pause)
Girl: Wait, yeah I do.
Metrodome
Overheard by Guy trying to get Wally the Beerman’s attention. -
And A Stalker-Victim Relationship Is Born.
Girl standing in line at Twins game: That’s how I got to know Simon – touching his hair.
Metrodome
Overheard by Doesn’t think that’s how it works. -
That Should Earn Them Half Price Next Time.
Security guard stops two drunk guys in their 20′s: Hey, I thought I told you to come back in half an hour.
Person behind me: Too drunk for the dome? That’s sad.
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Maybe They’re Blind Out Of Towners.
Waiting in line outside the Metrodome on Twins home opener
Woman #1: I hope there’s a cover in there. It’s FREEZING out here.
Woman #2: [shivering nod]
Metrodome
Overheard by how did they get those tickets? -
He’ll Get It In 10 Years.
Male Twins Fan: Did you notice at the opener that they played “I Like The Way You Move” when Cuddy came up to bat?
Female Twins Fan: No, they didn’t — it was Sir Mix-a-lot: “I like big butts and I cannot lie!”
[Six-year-old boy sitting in the next row turns around, appalled, to look at the speaker.]
Female Twins Fan: (to the boy) What? It’s a real song!
Metrodome
Overheard by That kid is scarred for life. -
It’s Part Of The Gift Basket.
Sheltered suburban child who clearly had never been downtown before: Hey, lookit! A poor man playing the guitar! I wonder how he got the guitar? …if he’s poor.
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I Guess Everyone Has Given Up On Sex Ed.
Girl #1: Can you get pregnant from giving head?
Girl #2: No, Dumbass! Your saliva kills it before it gets to your uterus.
Cheapseats at the metrodome
Overheard by I wish I were Joe Mauer so I could get girls like this. -
Or That You’re Just Really Loud.
Girl #1: Remind me, where did you go to college?
Girl #2: Oh, I went out of state, but I’m really loud so everyone thinks I went to St. Ben’s.
Metrodome
Overheard by Makes sense to me. -
It Means Never Stop Going To College.
Frat guy: Dude, this ticket expires at 23:49, ha ha I don’t even know what time that is!
Sororitard: I know, me either! 23:49? What the hell does that mean?
LR Downtown/East Metrodome station
Overheard by LR Downtown/East Metrodome station. -
These Days, You Don’t Even Need That.
Girl: She got so much money. I just don’t know where she gets it all. She wants her some kids so bad! You know that lil’ mama’s got everything in her house for a baby but the crib.
Dude #1: For real?
Girl: Yeah, you know she’s got everything for a baby but the crib. And the stroller. The stroller and the crib.
Dude #2: …and some man.
LR, Downtown East/Metrodome Station
Overheard by think before you procreate, please. -
Tourists.
Minnesota guy: We’re going to the Metrodome.
Nebraska girl: What’s that? The marshmallow thing?
Light Rail train
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