Posts Tagged ‘MIA’
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But It Was A REALLY Good Sandwich
Museum guard on the telephone: What? You say you’re in the museum? Someone stole your sandwich? No, I will not send out security for your sandwich.
Minneapolis Institute of Arts
Overheard by Did the assailant look hungry? -
It’s Ok Once Once You Get Used To The Urine Smell
Silver-haired woman to companions: When my father-in-law died, my reaction was, “Oh thank god we don’t have to vacation in New Jersey.”
Minneapolis, Minneapolis Institute of Arts
Overheard by Bought the Ticket. -
This Could Get Awkward
Father to two-year old: Are you a Cézanne or a Van Gough?
Minneapolis Institute of Arts
Overheard by van gough myself. -
Appreciation For The Finer Things Doesn’t Have An Off Switch
Teen girl: Stop looking at that girl’s butt!
Teen boy: Well it IS an art museum.Minneapolis Institute of Art
Overheard by trying to see what he was looking at. -
Oh, Barf
12-year-old boy: I totally have this on the background of my iPhone!!!
Minneapolis Institute of Arts, in front of a painting of a burning cabin
Overheard by His brother was playing his gameboy. -
Oh, I Know
Middle aged man in Museum to his pre-teen daughter: Ask the fancy people, they must know.
Minneapolis, MIA
Overheard by Fancy people ALWAYS know. -
Not So Bad On The Inside, Though
Student presenting video about China in recent news: It’s tough being neighbors to China; you might actually die.
Minneapolis, The Art Institute
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Giving Up So Early
7yr old boy: When are we going to go? I wanna go, when are we going to go? How long until we go?
Weary nanny, sighing: I don’t know. Stop worrying about it. Let’s just live in the moment.
7yr old boy: But I don’t want to live in the moment. I’m tired of living in the moment.MIA
Overheard by You and me both, kid. -
This Will Not Make You Any Friends
Eight Year Old Girl Drawing at the MIA: He got it at Jared.

Mpls/MIA
Overheard by Turn the T.V. off Mom + Dad. -
When You Figure It Out, Kid, Let Me Know.
Child on museum tour, looking at sign: What’s ‘a-r-t’?

Minneapolis Institute of Arts
Overheard by chuckling near the warhol.




