Woman: I gotta smoke as much as I can before May 30th, cuz after that it’s bad for the baby.

Sherburne - Midway, St. Paul

One sighing Emo kid to another: My soul is tired.

Midway Perkins, St. Paul
Overheard by Katra.

Teen in baggy pants: I’m a grown ass man.

Midway
Overheard by What is an ass man?

College girl: I just don’t get her kind… I don’t mean lesbians, but weird people.

Midway
Overheard by not a weird person.

Employee: Between you and me, I took a Percocet and a Valium before my shift.

Midway Herberger’s