Posts Tagged ‘minneapolis’
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Then The Answer Is Never
Teen in Back: Hey, driver, when is the Lowry Bridge going to open?
Driver: Next spring.
Teen in Back: Aren’t we not supposed to be alive by then?Minneapolis, 32 to Robbinsdale
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We All Believe In Something
Bootylicious Girl #1: Girl, I can’t believe you did that with him. You nasty.
Bootylicious Girl #2: No, girl! I went to church twice last weekend, so it don’t count.
Bootylicious Girl #1: Oh, well you didn’t say that. Still, that’s nasty.
Bootylicious Girl #2: Ya, but God forgives me.Minneapolis, Downtown Target
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Raising Money For College Is Hard
Woman in front to driver: My sister is 40 and has 7 grandkids. One time I was over and she was teaching the 3 year old how to use that pole.
Minneapolis, 32 to Rosedale Center
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I Drink To Forget My Drug Addiction
Tattooed male hipster: So, I’ve decided to stop doing X all the time, ’cause basically all my life’s experiences I’ve been on X and I want to start experiencing things, you know?
Hipster gal pal: Yeah, I get ya. So, how’s it going?
Tattooed male hipster: Well, the first thing I did was go to Happy Hour and just drink, and it actually went really well.Minneapolis, The Bad Waitress
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It’s On A Good Plan, Too
Man in bright orange suit: My phone doesn’t do text messages, but I’ve got the original text message… the Bible!
Minneapolis, Back of 21 bus on Lake St.
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I Brought My Own Bag
Checkout Clerk: Hi! Would you like your face wrapped in plastic?
Minneapolis, Whole Foods on Excelsior
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Define Successful
60-something woman telling her friend about the engagement of a younger couple: I think this will be a very successful first marriage.
Minneapolis, Downtown restaurant at lunch
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And Now A Broken Leg Of Lamb
20something Girl #1: I feel more tender right now than I ever have before. I feel just like the tenderest little leg of lamb.
20something Girl #2: Ha ha, that’s funny.Minneapolis, Midtown Greenway
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Ginger Profiling
Guy #1: I think we’ve met before.
Guy #2: No, I’m pretty sure we haven’t.
Guy #1: Oh, okay. (Walks away)
Guy #2, to girlfriend: I think it’s the ginger, freckle-face thing. Once you’ve seen one, you think you’ve seen us all.Uptown Minneapolis, House Party
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The Secret Is Out
Intoxicated Donald Glover fan at concert: Why is he so sexy?
Intoxicated friend of intoxicated fan: Because he is black.Minneapolis, Varsity Theater
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Don’t Take Drugs That You Find In The Dumpster
Woman walking, talking to herself: If ‘ifs’ and ‘buts’ were beagles, we’d all be princes and princesses. Of beagles.
Minneapolis, 27th & Colfax
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I Think You Got Some In My Coffee
Counter Clerk: I am just sprewing knowledge, guys.
Minneapolis, Starbucks, Block E
Overheard by sxoidmal. -
There’s No Laughing In Baseball Either
Mom to little kid: This is not the place to have fun.
Minneapolis, exit ramp from Target Field after the 11-1 win against Cleveland
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The Love Of The Sport Brings People Together
20-something guy: Typical Wisconsin fans. “I can’t count! I don’t know where my seat is!”
Minneapolis, Target Field
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He’ll Be There Later For A Q&A
College Girl to Friend: Here’s the thing about the King Tut exhibit; it’s not like actually like King Tut, it’s just like, his stuff. Dumb!
Minneapolis, Bus Route 6
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We Can Get A Hallmark Card Out Of This
20-something man #1: Do you love her?
20-something man #2: No! Well, I tell her that I love her but I don’t love her in the way that I would tell you that I love her.
20-something man #1: Huh. That’s an interesting distinction.Uptown, Minneapolis, Bruegger’s Bagels
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She Didn’t Say Anything About The Walk Back
Inebriated woman to her man: Don’t be swinging your thang on your way there. Walk straight to the damn store.
Minneapolis, 18 Bus
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A Better Idea Than Green Beer
Nerdy girl to another nerdy girl: Yeah, but I’m not Irish, I’m Russian, so I was thinking of making a shirt that says “In Soviet Russia, Blarney Stone kiss you!”
Minneapolis, MCAD skyway
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That’s One Suggestion…
Mid 30′s white dude to his mid 30′s lady friend: Let’s forget about the drugs and just go get a hotel room.
Minneapolis, Nomad World Pub
Overheard by Liz – why not do both?? -
Like Knowing How To Change Your Oil
Female club goer: I used to be a dominatrix so it comes in handy.
Minneapolis, Club Jager – 80s Night
Overheard by aeh.
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