That’s Better Than Tofurkey

Cute elderly woman #1: Turkeys really are beautiful birds. Such pretty colors.
Cute elderly woman #2: Yes, but you just rip their heads off anyway.

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Overheard by Awwww she’s somebody’s Grandma.

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posted on 11-21-2007 Comments Off

Or Do Onions Taste Like Testicles?

Bearded Wedding Guest: I didn’t know testicles tasted like onions.

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Overheard by Wedding Guest.

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