Posts Tagged ‘minnesota zoo’
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Or Any Other Balls
Father to child at the goat pen at the farm: You can pet him, but don’t touch his eyeballs.
Apple Valley, Minnesota Zoo
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Available In Bulls! Order Now! Supplies Are Limited!
20-something male to his 20-something male friend: WOW!! He’s huge! I didn’t know these came in bulls! I thought they were just the milkers.
Apple Valley, At the Minnesota Zoo Farm while looking at the Holstein Bull
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In A Nutshell
Out-of-towner: So, is T-Paw better than that wrestler?
Minnesotan: No. Not at all.Apple Valley, MN Zoo
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He’s Just Grieving
Son: Beat it, Michael Jackson!
Father: If you ever say that to me again you’re going to an orphanage.Apple Valley, MN Zoo
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Grandma Can Say What She Wants
Angry 20-something woman: Grandma needs to shut the hell up!
Apple Valley, MN Zoo, walking out to see the farm babies
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There Are Animals Out There I Could Be Yelling At
Exasperated 3-year old girl: Come ON mom, you’re wasting my time!
Apple Valley, Minnesota Zoo, bird exhibit
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And My Backpack Isn’t Magic
Little 6-yr-old blond boy, walking away from tiger exhibit: Boy, I sure am hungry.
Dad: We brought snacks.
Boy: Well, what kind of snacks do you got in that backpack?
Dad: Lots of snacks.
Boy: What kind of snacks?
Dad: What kind of snacks would you like?
Boy: I want ice cream. You got any ice cream in that backpack?
Dad: No.
Boy: Well, why not? How come you didn’t bring any ice cream in your backpack?
Dad, under his breath: Because I knew you’d want some.
Apple Valley, Minnesota Zoo
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Why Do People Think This Is Okay?
Drunk 40 year old dude #1, standing in line for the bathroom: Well, there are 4 sinks. We only need 2 with the number of people I’ve seen wash their hands.
Drunk 40 year old dude #2: Yeah. There was this one time I was peeing in the sink at home, and my wife walked in. She was pissed. Good times.Minnesota Zoo – Music In the Zoo
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We Brought Them All Back!
20 something woman with baby in stroller, at exhibit with animal cutouts that say EXTINCT: So… are the animals in there or what?
Minnesota Zoo
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Well, Now It Won’t Come True!
5 year old kid to his little friend, after throwing a coin in the wishing fountain: I wished for JESUS to come alive!
Minnesota Zoo
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The Smells Are Probably Similar, Too
Guy, while looking at a very shaggy camel shedding its winter coat in clumps: That looks like the upholstery in my Corsica!
The Minnesota Zoo
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And Now They’re Lovely
Ditsy Blonde Girl: Oh, look that baby camel doesn’t have its humps.
Meat Head Boyfriend: It took you a while to get yours.Minnesota Zoo
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Agreed!
12 year old boy: It’d be much cooler if the dolphin would jump through a ring of fire.
MN Zoo
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Jason, Is That You?
Little Kid: Where’s daddy?
Frustrated Mom: He’s sitting down in front because he doesn’t know how to listen or follow the rules.MN Zoo
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Why Not Make It Two?
Morbidly obese woman to her equally morbidly obese teenage daughter: I’m not buying you dippin’ dots here, I’ll buy you a whole gallon of them on the way home. They sell them at the grocery store now.
Minnesota Zoo
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Yeah, Stupid.
Crying child: But I want to see the monkeys again!
Mother: Maybe you should have thought of that before you peed your pants!
Parking lot of Minnesota Zoo
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Technically.
Child whining loudly: I wanna sit doooowwwnnn!!!
Mom: You ARE sitting down.
Minnesota Zoo
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Hey! Shut Your Pie Hole And Enjoy Nature!
Man walking out of the dolphin show: That show sucked! Half way through I wanted to stand up and yell ‘Hey! Shut your pie hole, and show us some tricks!’
Discovery Bay at the Minnesota Zoo
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Every Moose Downwind Hopes He’s Not.
Mother to young girl as they look at a moose chewing its cud: Do you think he’s eating an Easter egg?
Minnesota Zoo, by the Mooses
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When This Is On Your ‘To Do’ List, You Might As Well Stay Home.
Early 30s woman to husband: I want to see a prairie dog poop. I want to see if it gets into the arch.
Northern Trail, MN Zoo
Overheard by your mom.
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