Posts Tagged ‘minnetonka’

  • The Bus Is A Good Place To Find All Three

    Date: 2011.08.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Man, in awkward conversation with woman about why he is on the bus: There’s nothing to do in Mound but drink. Do you drink?
    Woman: No, I’ve never been much of a drinker. How much do you drink?
    Man: Every day.
    Woman: What do you drink?
    Man: Whiskey.
    Woman: Does your brother drink too?
    Man: No, he does weed.
    Woman: Oh, I hate weed. If anything, I like oxycodone.

    On the border of Minnetonka and Wayzata, 675 Bus to Mound (aka, Most of Us Need Drugs)
    Overheard by Spoonbridge.

  • And I Think I’m Getting Pretty Good At It

    Date: 2010.09.13 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Biking Man #1: I haven’t done it in 20 years!
    Biking Man #2: I’ve done it three times, twice by myself.

    Minnetonka, Minnetonka Middle School East
    Overheard by Did ya have to pay for it the third time?

  • Anatomy Class Is Full Of Surprises

    Date: 2010.05.09 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Freshman girl: The whole class period, all I could think about was popping his boobs!

    Minnetonka High School
    Overheard by Already Confused.

  • Who Do These Parents Think They Are?

    Date: 2010.04.05 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Junior High Girl to mom on the phone: What the hell, mom, you need to be here when I tell you.

    Minnetonka, Hopkins High school
    Overheard by Show Some Respect?

  • You’re Not Trapped In An Attic

    Date: 2010.02.28 | Category: all | Response: 2

    Guy #1: Dude, you can’t make out with your sister!
    Guy #2: Even if she’s, like, really hot?
    Guy #1: Rough, dude.

    Minnetonka High School
    Overheard by glad we’re not related.

  • Thank Goodness For World Peace

    Date: 2010.02.28 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy wearing T-mobile shirt: Apparently people are starting to fight about what atheist group is better. That’s ridiculous. Nobody fights about what religious group is better.

    Minnetonka, T-mobile kiosk in Ridgedale Mall
    Overheard by an atheist.

  • With More Germs

    Date: 2010.02.11 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Blonde Cheerleader: I mean, like, no one even goes to junior prom. Junior prom is like… daycare.

    Minnetonka, Minnetonka High School

  • Everyone Under 15

    Date: 2010.02.01 | Category: all | Response: 0

    One elderly man to an equally elderly man looking at their shoes: Is it from the Buckle? Doesn’t everybody buy shit at the Buckle?

    Minnetonka, Dick’s Sporting Goods
    Overheard by Yes, everyone buys shit at the Buckle.

  • Nothing Is That Fun

    Date: 2010.01.17 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Coworker #1: Let’s not worry about going to jail in Japan right now. Let’s just focus on the big picture.
    Coworker #2: Yeah. Besides, it’s not like going to jail in Paraguay.

    Minnetonka, At work
    Overheard by Hoping they’ve got a third option.

  • It’s Way Too Early To Wimp Out Now

    Date: 2009.12.27 | Category: all | Response: 2

    Girl getting out of her car in the parking lot: Oh my God!!! I miss LA!

    Minnetonka, Ridgedale
    Overheard by Stephan.

  • Just Waiting For The Day I Can Let It Out

    Date: 2009.12.23 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Student: Deep inside I’m obese.

    Minnetonka, Minnetonka High School
    Overheard by Tallulah.

  • Everybody Knows Those Go Hand In Hand

    Date: 2009.12.23 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Boy #1: Doesn’t Dan* have a cow suit?
    Boy #2, wearing a cow costume: Probably. Dan’s an attractive man.

    Minnetonka High School
    Overheard by Tallulah.

  • But That Was, Like, A Lot Of Months Ago

    Date: 2009.08.23 | Category: all | Response: 0

    College-age girl with pink hair: Ugh. I haven’t sold a single knife, like, ALL MONTH. I suck at this. I should just give up on life now.
    College-age guy: Whoa, now, don’t go all Williy Loman on me.
    College-age girl: Who?
    College-age guy: Willy Loman. Main character from Death of a Salesman? We read it in Lit last semester.
    College-age girl: Oh. Right. He was all depressed, but didn’t everything work out okay for him?
    (pause)
    College-age guy: Jenny, the play is called “Death of…” Remind me again how you passed that class?

    Minnetonka, Ridgedale Mall, Food Court
    Overheard by Sparknotes?

  • It Was A Piano Recital

    Date: 2009.08.12 | Category: all | Response: 0

    8 Year Old Boy #1: Hey, you played at First Avenue, right?
    8 Year Old Boy #2: Yeah.
    8 Year Old Boy #1: So, did you get your name on the wall?
    8 Year Old Boy #2: Yeah, I think so.

    Minnetonka, Ridgedale Mall
    Overheard by Uh, I don’t think so.

  • Because He Asked For Two Thousand

    Date: 2009.07.27 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Over-privileged West Metro teen: Money doesn’t make you happy. I mean, I have a thousand bucks in my pocket, and I’m not any happier.

    Minnetonka, Byerley’s Parking Lot
    Overheard by passerby.

  • Use Your Fingers

    Date: 2009.06.28 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Future math major to her equally smart friend: What’s 75% off of four dollars? (long pause, then both give up and walk away)

    Minnetonka, Ridgedale
    Overheard by I would have looked at the price sheet.

  • That’s An Improvement

    Date: 2009.05.10 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teenage girl to sister: Oh way to go, now the whole Calvin Klein section smells like fart!

    Minnetonka, Ridgedale Mall
    Overheard by gasmask.

  • Just When You Think We’re Making Progress…

    Date: 2009.05.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Mom to waiter: Do you have the option of white or dark meat on the combo?
    Waiter: Yep.
    Mom, stoked at the choice: Not to sound like a chicken racist, but I want all white meat.

    Minnetonka, Famous Dave’s
    Overheard by Dark meat is NASTY.

  • Could I Get Some Help?

    Date: 2009.04.14 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Man at urinal to man at other urinal: It’s just too big to jiggle or wiggle.

    Minnetonka, Men’s Room, Test Scoring Center
    Overheard by In a stall, couldn’t see if it was true.

  • The Devil’s Work

    Date: 2009.03.08 | Category: all | Response: 2

    Mom in toy aisle: I am VERY opposed to Chutes & Ladders!

    Minnetonka, Target
    Overheard by A former Chutes & Ladders master.