Posts Tagged ‘minnetonka’
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The Bus Is A Good Place To Find All Three
Man, in awkward conversation with woman about why he is on the bus: There’s nothing to do in Mound but drink. Do you drink?
Woman: No, I’ve never been much of a drinker. How much do you drink?
Man: Every day.
Woman: What do you drink?
Man: Whiskey.
Woman: Does your brother drink too?
Man: No, he does weed.
Woman: Oh, I hate weed. If anything, I like oxycodone.On the border of Minnetonka and Wayzata, 675 Bus to Mound (aka, Most of Us Need Drugs)
Overheard by Spoonbridge. -
And I Think I’m Getting Pretty Good At It
Biking Man #1: I haven’t done it in 20 years!
Biking Man #2: I’ve done it three times, twice by myself.Minnetonka, Minnetonka Middle School East
Overheard by Did ya have to pay for it the third time? -
Anatomy Class Is Full Of Surprises
Freshman girl: The whole class period, all I could think about was popping his boobs!
Minnetonka High School
Overheard by Already Confused. -
Who Do These Parents Think They Are?
Junior High Girl to mom on the phone: What the hell, mom, you need to be here when I tell you.
Minnetonka, Hopkins High school
Overheard by Show Some Respect? -
You’re Not Trapped In An Attic
Guy #1: Dude, you can’t make out with your sister!
Guy #2: Even if she’s, like, really hot?
Guy #1: Rough, dude.Minnetonka High School
Overheard by glad we’re not related. -
Thank Goodness For World Peace
Guy wearing T-mobile shirt: Apparently people are starting to fight about what atheist group is better. That’s ridiculous. Nobody fights about what religious group is better.
Minnetonka, T-mobile kiosk in Ridgedale Mall
Overheard by an atheist. -
With More Germs
Blonde Cheerleader: I mean, like, no one even goes to junior prom. Junior prom is like… daycare.
Minnetonka, Minnetonka High School
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Everyone Under 15
One elderly man to an equally elderly man looking at their shoes: Is it from the Buckle? Doesn’t everybody buy shit at the Buckle?
Minnetonka, Dick’s Sporting Goods
Overheard by Yes, everyone buys shit at the Buckle. -
Nothing Is That Fun
Coworker #1: Let’s not worry about going to jail in Japan right now. Let’s just focus on the big picture.
Coworker #2: Yeah. Besides, it’s not like going to jail in Paraguay.Minnetonka, At work
Overheard by Hoping they’ve got a third option. -
It’s Way Too Early To Wimp Out Now
Girl getting out of her car in the parking lot: Oh my God!!! I miss LA!
Minnetonka, Ridgedale
Overheard by Stephan. -
Just Waiting For The Day I Can Let It Out
Student: Deep inside I’m obese.
Minnetonka, Minnetonka High School
Overheard by Tallulah. -
Everybody Knows Those Go Hand In Hand
Boy #1: Doesn’t Dan* have a cow suit?
Boy #2, wearing a cow costume: Probably. Dan’s an attractive man.Minnetonka High School
Overheard by Tallulah. -
But That Was, Like, A Lot Of Months Ago
College-age girl with pink hair: Ugh. I haven’t sold a single knife, like, ALL MONTH. I suck at this. I should just give up on life now.
College-age guy: Whoa, now, don’t go all Williy Loman on me.
College-age girl: Who?
College-age guy: Willy Loman. Main character from Death of a Salesman? We read it in Lit last semester.
College-age girl: Oh. Right. He was all depressed, but didn’t everything work out okay for him?
(pause)
College-age guy: Jenny, the play is called “Death of…” Remind me again how you passed that class?Minnetonka, Ridgedale Mall, Food Court
Overheard by Sparknotes? -
It Was A Piano Recital
8 Year Old Boy #1: Hey, you played at First Avenue, right?
8 Year Old Boy #2: Yeah.
8 Year Old Boy #1: So, did you get your name on the wall?
8 Year Old Boy #2: Yeah, I think so.Minnetonka, Ridgedale Mall
Overheard by Uh, I don’t think so. -
Because He Asked For Two Thousand
Over-privileged West Metro teen: Money doesn’t make you happy. I mean, I have a thousand bucks in my pocket, and I’m not any happier.
Minnetonka, Byerley’s Parking Lot
Overheard by passerby. -
Use Your Fingers
Future math major to her equally smart friend: What’s 75% off of four dollars? (long pause, then both give up and walk away)
Minnetonka, Ridgedale
Overheard by I would have looked at the price sheet. -
That’s An Improvement
Teenage girl to sister: Oh way to go, now the whole Calvin Klein section smells like fart!
Minnetonka, Ridgedale Mall
Overheard by gasmask. -
Just When You Think We’re Making Progress…
Mom to waiter: Do you have the option of white or dark meat on the combo?
Waiter: Yep.
Mom, stoked at the choice: Not to sound like a chicken racist, but I want all white meat.Minnetonka, Famous Dave’s
Overheard by Dark meat is NASTY. -
Could I Get Some Help?
Man at urinal to man at other urinal: It’s just too big to jiggle or wiggle.
Minnetonka, Men’s Room, Test Scoring Center
Overheard by In a stall, couldn’t see if it was true. -
The Devil’s Work
Mom in toy aisle: I am VERY opposed to Chutes & Ladders!
Minnetonka, Target
Overheard by A former Chutes & Ladders master.
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