Posts Tagged ‘minnetonka’
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We Don’t Talk About It
Mother: I think we need to buy you dress shoes.
4 yr. old son w/ disgusted look on his face: I’m a boy; I don’t wear dresses.Minnetonka, Little Feet Childrens Shoes, Ridgedale Mall
Overheard by LF Sales Associate. -
That Market Is Frigid
Woman talking on her cell phone: We don’t have any penetration there.
Minnetonka, Woman’s Restroom at a Corporate Office
Overheard by Why the hell are you talking on the phone whilst peeing? -
YOU Barely Even Count
Guy (pointing to picture): Is that person a guy or a girl?
Girl: A GIRL, duh! How could you have missed her boobs? I thought that was all guys looked at!
Guy: Well, sorry! Her boobs can’t be more than 34A. They barely even count!Minnetonka, HHS French III
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Just Clean Them In Between
Teen boy #1: And I had the pleasure of dirtying both of them. At the same time!
Teen boy #2: And I am going to dirty them next Tuesday.Minnetonka, High School Math Class
Overheard by i feel bad for ‘them’. -
It’s Worse Than That
Late teens girl #1: I can’t believe he’s only twelve!
Late teens girl #2: I know. Can you say jailbait?!?Minnetonka, Ridgedale Target
Overheard by mhs. -
Not The Ski Class I Signed Up For
Ski Coach: It’s going to be all boy on boy and girl on girl all night.
Minnetonka, Ski Bus
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Just Wait Until The Kids Have Gone To Bed
Dude: In high school I totally repressed my inner dick, and now it comes out.
Minnetonka, Gates Apartments
Overheard by My Blackberry Wishes You A Happy New Year. -
Don’t Ask Questions
Young boy to his mom: Mom, you smell like cheese!
Minnetonka, Ridgedale Target
Overheard by MMM….gouda! -
Underwear Can Help You With That
20-something woman, holding up a pair of underwear: Oh, cute! Look, they say “Fa-la-la”. No one’s going to be seeing MY fa-la-la.
Minnetonka, Ridgedale Mall, American Eagle
Overheard by don you not your gay apparel? -
She’ll Spend It For You
Man talking to wife who is standing in line, while he is joining the line: I am NOT paying five dollars for a cup of coffee!
Minnetonka, Ridgedale
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Oh… That’s Me, Isn’t It?
Woman listening to an iPod, yelling: Honey, this is great.
Man listening to iPod, not yelling: Yeah, these are nice. I might get one…
Woman, still yelling, now laughing: God, don’t yell at me, honey!Minnetonka, Ridgedale Apple Store
Overheard by look who’s talking. -
Cheap Date
Guy: Man, I wish footlongs were still $5.
Girl[friend?]: You always will be in my heart.Minnetonka, Hopkins High School
Overheard by right-o. -
He’s 3 Feet Tall
Spoiled teen: Whenever my family goes on vacation, my parents sit together but then I always end up sitting by some huge 120 pound guy! It sucks!
Minnetonka, Hopkins High School
Overheard by once i sat by a 125 pound woman! -
Sorry Lord Geez
Socially awkward: (HUGE sneeze)
Annoying: Geeeez, don’t kill yourself.
Socially awkward: Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain!Minnetonka, MHS
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The Talent Show Is Coming Up
Teen at lunch table: Hey guys, anyone have some spare cash? (blank stares from everyone at the table) What? I need to buy a bagpipe!
Minnetonka, Hopkins High School cafeteria
Overheard by can’t decide if that’s legit. -
I Think It’s Just Right
Old Lady: I think this is too tight. (farts) Yep, definitely too tight.
Minnetonka, Macy’s dressing room
Overheard by i’d have to agree. -
Until You Run Out Of Blood
Guy and Girl walk down the hallway singing: They don’t understaaand.
Friend running up behind them: It won’t stop bleeding, guys!!!Minnetonka, MHS-cafeteria
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I Doubt That’s Limited To Europeans
European man on his cell phone, standing outside his European car: We are Europeans; L.A. is not interesting to us.
Minnetonka, Barnes & Noble Parking Lot
Overheard by Patrick&Melanie. -
A Truly Effective Way To Say No
Boy: So I said, “No, I’m not gonna do that! I wanna go to science camp!” *unintelligible* So, then she threw down her skirt and ran away.
Ridgedale, Applebee’s
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THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH
Teen girl (mumbling to self): No more cream cheese… no more cheese.
Male friend: What’s wrong with her?
Female friend: The doctor told her she’s lactose intolerant today. She’s not taking it too well.
Teen girl (now shaking male friend): NO MORE BUTTERED POPCORN!!!Minnetonka, Minnehaha Creek
Overheard by Sad.. no more cheese.
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