Male Employee: (talking to teenage girl who wants to apply for a job) Do you work for the railroad, or at the railroad? Because thats important. But I won’t get into it now.

Minnetonka Starbucks

Boy: I am really hard to diss.
Friends: Yeah…

Minnetonka Dairy Queen

Girl: You know, you look like this one guy.
Boy: What? Spaghetti?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: With meatballs?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Yummy.

Near Minnetonka HS

Boy: (while AC/DC’s Shook Me All Night Long was playing) Is this song about bacon?

Minnetonka HS hallway

Mom: So, is the boy you met also in 6th grade?
Son: Yeah, but he only has three days left of school.
Mom: Oh! So you have a lot in common!

Minnetonka

Two children playing an imaginary game of pirates
5 year old girl: Look! The pirates are attacking! We have to go fight them!
3 year old boy: But it’s not Tuesday!!

Minnetonka
Overheard by a babysitter laughing her non-pirate butt off.

Guy #1: I am a Chippendale. YEAH!
Guy #2: YEAH!

Minnetonka HS walking down the hall
Overheard by then i am a pussy cat doll.

Teacher: (to student talking in the back of class) Jordan*! can you tell us the answer to the problem on the board?
Student: Um…no, sir.
Teacher: You are inturrupting the class! What were you talking about?
Student: Petroleum lightsabers.

Minnetonka HS Math Class

Boy: I don’t like to eat plants. I feel bad for things that were once alive. I’d rather eat meat!

Minnetonka

Dude: Apparently I’m the dumbest smart person ever.

MHS-Accelerated math class

After a conversation about how there is a proposal to put a speed limit on the Autobahn in Germany.
Kid #1: It’s like if you go to Ireland and mess with their leprechauns.
Teacher: Exactly.
Kid #2: You don’t mess with Ireland’s leprechauns.

MHS German class
Overheard by Irish AND German.

Science substitute teacher: See, milk doesn’t just come from jugs… so to speak.

MHS
Overheard by ewww.

Guy: How come Russia gets all that land and no one lives there?

MHS

Teenage girl: Ugh, when is halftime?

MHS Oklahoma play

Woman: Ahh! The dog farted! What, did he sh-t in his pants?
Daughter: His pants?

Minnetonka
Overheard by you mean his underwear.

Guy: (thoughtfully) They should make grills for dogs.

Minnetonka HS

Teenage girl says to friend: Hey did you know that krill weigh more than humans?

Minnetonka

Small child in stroller, being pushed toward Taco Bell: EEEEEEEE! I see my HOOOOOME!

ridgedale center mall
Overheard by snickering retail slave.

Random Girl #1: Dude, what highway do you take to get to North Minneapolis from here? Like, 35?
Random Girl #2: I dunno. You can take like, the 5, though. And I think the 23 might get you to Northeast.
Random Girl #1: See, you know buses. I know highways. We’re a great team. (pause) If we were in a helicopter, though, we’d be fucked.

Catch-a-Tan, Minnetonka
Overheard by uptown girl.

Man: Yeah, I heard they are closing down Hwy 52 because there have been so many accidents from black ice.
Woman: Damn black people.

Minnetonka
Overheard by what?!