Posts Tagged ‘MOA’
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That’s Probably Not Going To Help
Mother walking into DSW with young son: Now behave! This isn’t a Chuck E. Cheese!
Mall of America
Overheard by amused employee. -
Post-Holidays At The MOA Will Do This To You
Angry Teenage Girl: If I could sail around the world and spit in every ocean, I would be happy, because then my hatred and saliva would be in every corner of the earth!
Other Teenage Girl: Um, what?!Mall of America
Overheard by Never Swimming in the Ocean Again. -
Nice, Isn’t It?
Man, to other two men walking with him: What the hell’s with this romantic walk we’re on?
MOA
Overheard by i was wondering the same thing. -
So Put Down The Baby Clothes
Woman, loudly to other woman across the store: SISTER! I JUST GOT MY PERIOD!
MOA
Overheard by sunny. -
OIM: Choose Your Own Adventure Edition
One girl to another: No, you see, my hole is different from your hole because…
Mall of America
Overheard by another girl who really wished she could have heard more of that sentence. -
Is It Still Kicking If She Takes It Off First?
Woman in mid-twenties to male friend: I’m going to take my wooden leg, and I’m going to kick you with it.
Mall of America, third floor (outside of Nordstrom)
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How About “Douche?”
Restaurant worker taking picture: Say “Sushi!”
Customer: I’m not Japanese.Ruby Tuesday’s at MOA
Overheard by Giggleing customers in adjacent booth. -
Intermediate Pet Dressing
Little girl in dressing room: And today we are going to learn about how to put underwear on a Chinchilla!
Dressing room in Mall of America
Overheard by Dressing room attendant. -
That Should Get Him On A Radio Talk Show
Most likely a Democrat: If you see a hot girl, chances are she’s Republican. ‘Cause rich guys are Republican and they want hot wives. So they make hot Republican kids.
MOA, food court
Overheard by that makes sense. -
More For Me
Young Woman #1: Why do all serial killers have mustaches?
Young Woman #2: I know! When we were looking at that serial killer book, all of them had mustaches.
Young Woman #1: I’m never dating a guy with a mustache.Mall of America
Overheard by Kris. -
Don’t Get Too Exhausted Before Hooters
Male Shopper #1: Man! There are three Caribou Coffees in the mall.
Male Shopper #2: Yeah, you need the caffeine to stay awake and make it to all the stores.Mall of America
Overheard by MOA Ppl Watcher. -
Which Is On Sale On Amazon Right Now!
Girl, talking about meeting Sarah Palin: Her hair is so shiny, I bet it’s from all of that salmon oil!
Ruby Tuesdays, Mall of America
Overheard by Kelly. -
RUN! GO, GO, GO!
Guy with stroller to other guy with stroller outside Victoria’s Secret: Dude, we need to work on our exit strategy.
Mall of America
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Then You Should Go With Mittens
Dude looking at fingerless glove/mittens to dude next to him: None of that mitten stuff. If I’m going to do it, I’m going to go balls-to-the-wall and go fingerless.
Mall of America Ragstock
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WE ARE LETTING THEM INTO COFFEE SHOPS NOW?
Teenage boy to friend: Did I tell you the story where I saw gay guys in the Caribou?
Friend: No.
Teenage boy: Yeah, this guy comes up and orders coffee, and he turns around and says, “You want anything honey?” and this other guy is, like, “No.” Then he puts down a few dollars and then a twenty but he puts it back and puts down more singles. Yeah, and when they left he had his arm around the guy or something. It was really weird.Mall of America
Overheard by cool story sheltered teen. -
Dry Heaves Never Killed Anyone
Crying girl, in line for rollercoaster: It’s gonna make me puke!
Mom to crying girl: It’s not going to make you puke.
Mom’s grown friend to crying girl: When was the last time you ate?
Crying girl: I don’t know!
Mom’s grown friend: See, then you’re not going to puke!Mall of America
Overheard by Yoshi. -
She Already Knows
Teen girl #1: Shoplifters will be prosecuted?!?!?! Whoa. Doesn’t that mean they kill you!?!?!
Teen girl #2: That’s executed. God, you’re dumb. I’m gonna tell your mom how dumb you are.Sears Dressing Room, MOA
Overheard by They maybe execute for stupidity, but not shoplifting. -
The Internet: An Alternative To Memories
6 year old boy: Mommy! Mommy, look at that big sea turtle! He’s HUGE! Take a picture!
Mother: No, I’m not going to take a picture. I don’t want a picture of a turtle. If you want a picture of a turtle, you can print one off the internet.Underwater Adventures, Mall of America
Overheard by two friends who hate bitchy parents. -
Eating Is More Fun With Learning
Blonde standing in line at the Rainforest Cafe: So, this place is, like, a restaurant and a museum all in one.
Mall of America
Overheard by Really? A museum? -
Dad’s A Lucky Guy
Mom to employee: Are we on the first floor or the second?
Employee: First floor.
Mom to daughter: Call dad and tell him we’re on the second floor. It’ll confuse him enough to give us 20 more minutes to shop.Mall of America
Overheard by Back-to-school shopping in June.
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