Teenage Girl in Visitation uniform #1: I think it’s so great how we’re doing a whole week on cultural diversity.
Teenage  Girl #2: Yep.
Teenage  Girl #1: Oh my god, look at that guy’s hat! He looks so stupid!
Teenage  Girl #2: That’s a turban.
Teenage  Girl #1: Oh. I’m soooooo racist.

Bloomington, MOA Food Court
Overheard by how’s that private school education working out for you?

Tween girl to her younger siblings while looking at the movie cover version of ‘Twilight’: His hair is so awesome I could take a nap in it.

Bookstore, Mall of America
Overheard by Bookmonkey.

Female customer holding catnip cigar toy talking about her cat: It’s kind of gross but it’s like her sex toy.

Bow Wow Meow, Mall of America
Overheard by MONEY.

Angry Gay Man on Cell Phone: You see! This is why I don’t agree with gay marriage! Because I’d have to divorce him now, instead of just kicking him out for a few days until I get over it!

Mall of America
Overheard by kay jay.

Awkward man: And he was standing over her, and then he just peed on her.

MOA

Upset emo dude on cell phone: And then she told me I look bad in her mascara!!!

Mall of America
Overheard by She’s wrong, you look great in her mascara.

Girl to male co-worker, angrily: I just don’t understand why you HAVE to grab my ass every time I walk by!?!

Mall of America
Overheard by Legit question.

Girl #1: Hey, you remember that delivery guy I invited into my house?
Girl #2: Oh yeah, what happened with that?
Girl #1: Well, he won’t stop calling me and it’s not like I would date someone that works from a place that is called Wang.

Subway MOA
Overheard by klarva72.

Impatient girl looking disgustingly at her phone, to boyfriend: Maybe you should spend less time taking pictures of your poop and texting them to me and more time just getting on with it!

Mall of America outside bathroom
Overheard by They must have a REALLY close relationship.

Mom, walking through the mall with her exhausted kids: Don’t look down at the floor! Look forward. And walk with intention. Like you mean it. Like you’re a human being!

Mall of America, 10pm Monday night
Overheard by krissandra.

Man on cell phone: No, when I get home, you need to shave my back!

Holiday, Mall of America

Girl:  So… like, if these earrings don’t have, like, a clearance sticker on them…?
Salesgirl (looking confused): Yeah?
Girl: Then they aren’t, like, on clearance?

Mall of America
Overheard by Apparently shopping is rocket science.

Mom of bratty girl: Don’t look, I’m buying you a gift.
Bratty girl (after looking): Mom, God, I don’t even want that!

Mall of America
Overheard by a victim of black friday sales.

20 something woman: What is 30% off $9.99?
Friend: Uhmm, I don’t know. God, these sales are just too confusing.

Mall of America
Overheard by maybe No Child Left Behind is a good idea.

Small child: Hey, dad, can we take the quarters out of the fountain?
Father: Not now. That’s what we do after dark when we put our ski masks on.

Mall of America
Overheard by Rappeling from the ceiling for spare change.

20 something on his cell phone: Yah, I went to rehab for that actually.

Bloomington, Mall of America
Overheard by work is entertaining.

Oldish woman #1 with a huge purple hat: I don’t think we’re going to do Secret Santa this year. I’m thinking about trying to do a Secret Turkey Instead.
Oldish woman #2: Really?

MOA
Overheard by how about… Secret Jesus?

Woman on escalator: Kids, welcome to Gucciworld.

Nordstroms, Mall of America
Overheard by a Badger.

Teenage girl: How about a Duke shot glass?
Her friend: How old is your brother?
Teenage girl: 12.

Mall of America
Overheard by start em young.

5 year old son (picking up pen at store check out):  What do you use this for?
Mother:  I have to sign my name when I pay.
5 year old son:  Oh.  So are you going to sign M-O-M for mom?
Mother:  No, I’m going to sign Michelle.
5 year old son:  Really?  Because it’d be WAY faster if you just wrote “Mom”.

MOA
Overheard by That’s just adorable…