Posts Tagged ‘MOA’
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And Every Other Dream Anyone Has Ever Had
Stoner Guy: So, like, I saw myself in the future, and it was me, but not me, you know? And I was doing stuff, but totally different stuff than the stuff I’m doing now. It really freaked me out.
Friend: Dude. That’s called a goal.Mall of America
Overheard by Indeed. -
It Is So Confusing
Guy on light rail departing from Mall of America: This is the train that goes downtown, right?
Mall of America light rail station
Overheard by jessikate. -
Girls Don’t Like Guys Who Can’t Hold Their Wheat Grass
Frat Boy to his Frat Boy Friends: Dude, that wheat grass is really fucking me up!
Mall of America, Outside of the men’s bathroom at the movie theatre
Overheard by I don’t think they washed their hands. -
New Marketing Idea!
Server: Another Blue Moon?
Large man: Nah, I am really full.
Server: Yeah, my dad always says there’s a porkchop in every beer! (awkward silence) He’s from Montana. (walks away)Mall of America, Rainforest Cafe’
Overheard by My family. -
Family Day SUCKS
Mid-30′s Guy: Hey Mom, you want to go to underwater world?
Mid-50′s Lady: I only want to see penguins.
Mid-30′s Guy: They don’t have penguins. They don’t like to be underwater all the time.
Mid-50′s Lady: I don’t know why the hell I’d want to go then.Mall of America
Overheard by They have sharks there though. Isn’t that cool? -
Today’s Theme Is Compassion
20-something girl on cell phone: Yeah, sorry, I’m just walking in now. Whoever double parks their douchebaggey SUVs at the Mall of America on a Saturday afternoon deserves to DIE.
MOA, entrance to Nordstrom
Overheard by she makes an excellent point. -
Every Episode Is Like A Gift
White kiosk salesman trying to connect with a couple of black potential customers: I’ve watched a lot of Tyra. And I’ve learned so much from that show!
Mall of America
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Or Maybe Cheech & Chong Still Smokin’?
Girl #1: My next Netflix movie is ‘Zack and Miri Make a Porno’.
(pause)
Girl #2: That’s a movie title?
Girl #1: Yeah, have you not heard of it?
Girl #2: Are you sure you don’t mean ‘Nick and Nora’s Infinite Playlist’?
Girl #1: You really think I’d mix up those titles?MOA
Overheard by Pretty much the same plot line… -
Arrrrr… No
Intellectual 8-year-old randomly: In my opinion, anyone who attacks a pirate is just as bad as the pirate. Right, dad?
Father: Sure.MOA
Overheard by I bet he wishes his son talked about basketball. -
Don’t Miss A Day
Teenage Girl in Visitation uniform #1: I think it’s so great how we’re doing a whole week on cultural diversity.
Teenage Girl #2: Yep.
Teenage Girl #1: Oh my god, look at that guy’s hat! He looks so stupid!
Teenage Girl #2: That’s a turban.
Teenage Girl #1: Oh. I’m soooooo racist.Bloomington, MOA Food Court
Overheard by how’s that private school education working out for you? -
It Probably Has Enough Product To Support You
Tween girl to her younger siblings while looking at the movie cover version of ‘Twilight’: His hair is so awesome I could take a nap in it.
Bookstore, Mall of America
Overheard by Bookmonkey. -
Don’t Ever Say That Out Loud Again
Female customer holding catnip cigar toy talking about her cat: It’s kind of gross but it’s like her sex toy.
Bow Wow Meow, Mall of America
Overheard by MONEY. -
If You Take Pam Anderson’s Marriage Advice
Angry Gay Man on Cell Phone: You see! This is why I don’t agree with gay marriage! Because I’d have to divorce him now, instead of just kicking him out for a few days until I get over it!
Mall of America
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Know Your Threshold
Awkward man: And he was standing over her, and then he just peed on her.
MOA
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It’s Not For Everyone
Upset emo dude on cell phone: And then she told me I look bad in her mascara!!!
Mall of America
Overheard by She’s wrong, you look great in her mascara. -
Because You Haven’t Punched Him In The Face Yet
Girl to male co-worker, angrily: I just don’t understand why you HAVE to grab my ass every time I walk by!?!
Mall of America
Overheard by Legit question. -
Tipping Above And Beyond
Girl #1: Hey, you remember that delivery guy I invited into my house?
Girl #2: Oh yeah, what happened with that?
Girl #1: Well, he won’t stop calling me and it’s not like I would date someone that works from a place that is called Wang.Subway MOA
Overheard by klarva72. -
Her And I Could Start A Support Group
Impatient girl looking disgustingly at her phone, to boyfriend: Maybe you should spend less time taking pictures of your poop and texting them to me and more time just getting on with it!
Mall of America outside bathroom
Overheard by They must have a REALLY close relationship. -
This Time Of Year Brings Out Our Best
Mom, walking through the mall with her exhausted kids: Don’t look down at the floor! Look forward. And walk with intention. Like you mean it. Like you’re a human being!
Mall of America, 10pm Monday night
Overheard by krissandra. -
This Won’t Be Like Last Time
Man on cell phone: No, when I get home, you need to shave my back!
Holiday, Mall of America
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