Posts Tagged ‘MOA’

• She Concluded That All On Her Own

  Date: 2008.12.12 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Girl:  So… like, if these earrings don’t have, like, a clearance sticker on them…?
  Salesgirl (looking confused): Yeah?
  Girl: Then they aren’t, like, on clearance?

  Mall of America
  Overheard by Apparently shopping is rocket science.

• A Good Argument For Shopping Alone

  Date: 2008.11.30 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Mom of bratty girl: Don’t look, I’m buying you a gift.
  Bratty girl (after looking): Mom, God, I don’t even want that!

  Mall of America
  Overheard by a victim of black friday sales.

• It Might Be Time For A Nap

  Date: 2008.11.30 | Category: all | Response: 0

  20 something woman: What is 30% off $9.99?
  Friend: Uhmm, I don’t know. God, these sales are just too confusing.

  Mall of America
  Overheard by maybe No Child Left Behind is a good idea.

• Bring Your Kid To Work Day

  Date: 2008.11.25 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Small child: Hey, dad, can we take the quarters out of the fountain?
  Father: Not now. That’s what we do after dark when we put our ski masks on.

  Mall of America
  Overheard by Rappeling from the ceiling for spare change.

• Street Cred

  Date: 2008.11.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

  20 something on his cell phone: Yah, I went to rehab for that actually.

  Bloomington, Mall of America
  Overheard by work is entertaining.

• What Do Turkeys Bring Us?

  Date: 2008.11.15 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Oldish woman #1 with a huge purple hat: I don’t think we’re going to do Secret Santa this year. I’m thinking about trying to do a Secret Turkey Instead.
  Oldish woman #2: Really?

  MOA
  Overheard by how about… Secret Jesus?

• But I Wanted To Go To Coachworld!

  Date: 2008.11.15 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Woman on escalator: Kids, welcome to Gucciworld.

  Nordstroms, Mall of America
  Overheard by a Badger.

• You’re Good At This

  Date: 2008.11.10 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Teenage girl: How about a Duke shot glass?
  Her friend: How old is your brother?
  Teenage girl: 12.

  Mall of America
  Overheard by start em young.

• Not As Legal, Though

  Date: 2008.10.15 | Category: all | Response: 0

  5 year old son (picking up pen at store check out):  What do you use this for?
  Mother:  I have to sign my name when I pay.
  5 year old son:  Oh.  So are you going to sign M-O-M for mom?
  Mother:  No, I’m going to sign Michelle.
  5 year old son:  Really?  Because it’d be WAY faster if you just wrote “Mom”.

  MOA
  Overheard by That’s just adorable…

• There’s Just Something About It…

  Date: 2008.10.15 | Category: all | Response: 0

  20-something year old girl: You know, slavery just bugs me.

  MOA
  Overheard by Just “bugs”?

• How Did I Forget?

  Date: 2008.10.13 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Guy #1: Oh, shit, you don’t want to go to Jamaica.
  Guy #2: Why not?
  Guy #1: Uhh… fucking Jamaicans everywhere.

  MOA parking lot
  Overheard by cool runnings.

• You Were Thinking It, Too

  Date: 2008.09.30 | Category: all | Response: 0

  College-aged guy, bragging after beating a friend at a James Bond arcade game: Dude, I totally dominated Ken in some hardcore Bond action.
  College-aged friend: You did what?!

  Mall of America
  Overheard by leather daddy.

• It’s Not Like You’re In Japan Or Anything

  Date: 2008.09.28 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Large Man to Young Sales Woman: What’s your biggest size in the polos?
  Sales Woman: Our largest size is a triple extra large.
  Large Man: All right! That’s what I’m talking about! It’s not like I’m Japanese or anything.

  Lacoste Store at the Mall of America
  Overheard by you can’t be fat and Japanese?

• That’s Not Safe

  Date: 2008.09.11 | Category: all | Response: 0

  20-Something Daughter: Mom, can you hand me the scissors?
  Mom: Not right now, I’m doing kegels.

  Archiver’s, MOA
  Overheard by Tara.

• A Conversation For A Special Occasion

  Date: 2008.08.29 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Middle-Aged Dad to daughter: Have I told you about the transvestites in San Francisco?

  MOA
  Overheard by Jane Leroy.

• With Interest

  Date: 2008.08.26 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Girl digging in her bag: Where’s my Vitamin Water?
  Bored boyfriend: Maybe ninjas took it.
  Girl, looking up: What? (eyes narrow) You took it while we were in Forever 21, didn’t you?
  Bored Boyfriend: Nope. Ninjas.
  Girl: Fine, then you owe me dinner.
  Bored boyfriend: And you owe me the last four hours of my life back.

  Mall of American food court line
  Overheard by Shopaholics Anonymous.

• The Saga Continues

  Date: 2008.08.26 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Preppy Boy to other preppy boy: I think a lot of people know about World War II.

  MOA – Barnes & Noble
  Overheard by Yeah, I think I’ve heard of it…

• They’re Good But Their Smoothies Always Make Me Feel Funny

  Date: 2008.08.22 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Idiot #1 in bathroom stall: Have you heard of that Pineapple Express?
  Idiot #2: Oh yeah! That’s that new smoothie place in the mall!

  MOA bathroom

• Alert The News!

  Date: 2008.08.19 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Pre-teen boy shopping with female relatives to total stranger outside the dressing rooms: I just want you to know, I’m not gay.

  MOA
  Overheard by I’m not here by choice, either.

• Crackhead Is The New Pink

  Date: 2008.08.17 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Girl #1 in dressing room: I just don’t want to clash with his style, you know?
  Girl #2 in same dressing room, loudly: What, crackhead?
  Fitting room attendant: GIRLS, ONLY ONE PERSON IN A FITTING ROOM AT A TIME.

  Mall of America Forever 21
  Overheard by Dressing Room #16.