Posts Tagged ‘MOA’
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They’re Best When They’re Fresh
High school girl wearing her aviators in the Mall of America: Ooh. When you’re done at H&M, let’s get craps. I love those craps.
MOA
Overheard by They really need the phonetic pronounciation on the menu -
Don’t Worry, It’s Just A Phase
A very distraught, older lady walking with her bored-looking husband: I don’t know. He calls it emo.
MOA
Overheard by Man on a Mission. -
Yeah But The Bra Is Cheaper
Precocious preschooler to older woman walking with him (as he points to a rack of bras): You need new boobs Gram!
Nordstrom’s Rack, MOA
Overheard by You surely do Ma’am. -
Will The World Ever Make Sense Again?
15 year old scene queen after trying on a t-shirt and walking out of the fitting room: I can’t believe I couldn’t fit into the youth large and have to buy an adult small.
Friend: That’s because you ate.Hot Topic, MOA
Overheard by You look fat when you cry. -
The World Is A Scary Place
Crazy old woman talking to a young child that doesn’t belong to her: You’d better stay away from those sting rays, that’s what killed The Crocodile Hunter! (child continues to touch the sting rays)
Underwater World, Mall of America
Overheard by well…she’s right. -
Nothing To Be Concerned About
Woman pointing to a dress: That’s nice and flowy. Not for me, but totally something Christine would wear.
Friend, indifferent: Oh yeah, Christine.
Woman: She throws up her food though.
Friend, trailing off: Oh yeah, that’s right.Arden B Store, MOA
Overheard by Alexis. -
That’s A Hard Lesson Learned
Screaming 8-year old girl: I wanna go on another ride!!
Her Mother (wearily): Come on, I just want to get out of this place.Nickelodeon Park at the MOA
Overheard by Please take me with you. -
Sure, Why Not?
Teenage girl: Hey, its one of those hand-washing bowl things.
Mid-20′s co-worker: You mean a sink?Mall of America
Overheard by Were you raised in a barn? -
Layin’ Down The Smack
Guy: You remember when the 35W bridge fell down? None of my family called me. None! So, I sent an email to them: “Just so you guys know, I was almost on that bridge!”
Mall of America store
Overheard by I think I know why they never call… -
This Is Why I Go To The Mall
Hilariously Irate Mom to small daughter: I told you not to drink that! I told you! Now you’re sick! Yeah, they shouldn’t call it “Propel Fitness Water”, They should call it “Propel Sickness Water”! I told you not to drink it! Now you sick!
Mall of America
Overheard by Must have been the peach flavor.. -
Oh, That Takes Me Back
20-something hipster guy: I’ve decided which celebrity I look like.
20-something not-so-hip girl: Um… okay?
20-something hipster guy: James Dean in East of Eden.
20-something not-so-hip girl: Wait, isn’t that the one where Rosie O’Donnell is the leather-clad dominatrix?
20-something hipster guy: (blank stare) I… um…Mall of America
Overheard by maybe they don’t belong together…? -
WHOO HOO DIVORCE YEAH!
Lady #1 in bathroom stall Lady #2: I’m a blonde now.
Lady #2: Oh, yeah.
Lady #1: I heard blondes have more fun. I’ll let you know when the divorce is final.Nordstroms bathroom at MOA
Overheard by Brunettes have fun too! -
I Just Like The Sound Of “Big Boy Pants”
Father (to his wife): I’m the man of the family, I can take care of this. Who wears the pants in this family?
Young Son: (excited gasp) I wear pants!
Father: But I wear the Big Boy pants.MOA
Overheard by And I don’t wear diapers, either. -
It’s Not That Complicated
Employee: No, I think I already know everything I need to know about the plague, actually.
MOA B&N
Overheard by Does she have personal experience? -
Your Skills Are Not Good
Young mom with small baby: Are you serious? I have to go out to a special place in the parking lot to smoke a cigarette? I have a BABY with me. I don’t want to take him out in the parking lot.
Mall of America
Overheard by Strolling Amok. -
We Sure Hope So
Ghetto Girl #1 (eyeing a book in a bag her friend is holding, looks disgusted): That ain’t a book, is it?! (rips book from bag, flips quickly through it without looking at cover, appalled, as if she’s never seen a book before)
Ghetto Girl #2 looks down, ashamed.
Ghetto Girl: You ain’t gonna READ it, is you?!MOA bus stop
Overheard by an English major. -
Don’t Worry, Krissy, You’re Way Cooler Than Your Friend
Sparkle-y 15 yr old girl: Krissy, I’m so glad I’m not you.
Krissy: Why?
15 yr old girl: Because, you’re like, so lonely and stuff. And you’re sad all the time.
Krissy, staring down at her frozen yogurt: Yeah.
One of the girls’ moms: Girls, you wanna head over to Claires?
15 yr old girl: Yeah! I wanna get some new eyeshadow. Some that has glitter in it.
Krissy: Yeah. Me too, I guess.MoA foodcourt
Overheard by She can put glitter on her eyelids, but she can’t put glitter into her soul. -
Trust Me, That Is Money Well Spent
Lane Bryant worker: Can I help you find something?
Middle-aged Ghetto Woman: Yeah, I’m looking for something that lifts, separates, shapes… all that shit!Lane Bryant, MOA
Overheard by TMI. -
Stay Strong, Honey
Girl to friend at Forever 21: Remember, there is always H&M. We shouldn’t ever settle for less than we deserve.
Dressing rooms at Forever 21 – Mall of America
Overheard by Deserving of $7 Shirts. -
Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
Girl on escalator to roommate: You know, since I started living with you and listening to you having sex down the hallway, the list of things that upset me has greatly diminished.
Roommate: Well, glad I could help.
Mall of America, East Side escalators
Overheard by always appreciate a helpful roommate.
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