22nd September 2008

No Goodnight Kiss For Her

Attractive redhead to person buying her a drink: I’ll have a Grey Goose Martini, ass-to-mouth dirty, straight up please.

New Brighton, Our Bar
Overheard by Kickballer.

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16th June 2008

That Is Awful

Shirtless guy #1: So, what I hate is when you wake up and you’re, like, still drunk.
(Rest of shirtless dudes chuckle)
Shirtless guy #2: No, what I really hate is, you know, when you wake up after getting trashed and there’s someone in your bed.

New Brighton Park
Overheard by just wanted to go for a walk…

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3rd June 2008

Whoa, The Internet Goes That Far?

20-something guy: You’ll have internet while you’re there, right?
Blonde college girl: Yeah, like once a week or something.
20-something guy: So should we email or Facebook you?
Blonde college girl: Either.  I mean, they have Facebook in Africa, right?

Das Hus in New Brighton
Overheard by a.lil.

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