Posts Tagged ‘new hope’
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Sounds Like A DIY Project
Guy talking to friends, sounding offended: I don’t know where to get hairy underwear!
New Hope, Cooper High School
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Adults Are So Creepy!
Choir Teacher #1: I get really hot in there.
Choir Teacher #2: In more ways than one!New Hope, Cooper High School
Overheard by Eew. Eew. Eew. Eew. -
And Now To All My Thoughts And Dreams
Choir teacher, to guy from uniform company: Can we get the shirts without the sheen? See, a lot of my men have boobs, and the shiny material clings to every boob and fat roll.
New Hope, Cooper High School Music Hallway
Overheard by please, get the not shiny shirts! -
Can It Be Trusted?
Young mother to son: What are you doing?
Son: I was pinky swearing with my nose.New Hope, Subway
Overheard by Such a cute way of saying “I’m diggin’ for gold, mamma!” -
The New Currency
Ghetto Girl: I am too SEXY to not afford health insurance!
New Hope, Cooper High School, History Class
Overheard by well then my health insurance is really good… -
In What Language?
High School Kid #1: It’s the ugly word. What we’ve been talking about. A-B-O-R-T-E-O-N.
High School Kid #2: You just misspelled “abortion.”New Hope, Cooper High Bus
Overheard by Are you sure you’re in high school? -
We’ll Cheer You On
One of the ditzy dancers from Caberet (the play): So yeah, I’m just gonna go over here and crap my pants now.
New Hope, Cooper High School
Overheard by Hmm, glad I don’t remember that part of the play. -
Is It?
GED girl #1: What kind of STD did your man get?
GED girl #2: No, SUV, like a truck!
GED girl #1: Oh, that’s much better.New Hope, School
Overheard by Not a Nerd. -
So Leave
Loud woman pushing her mother’s wheelchair: THAT’S what I hate about this place! Nobody here speaks FUCKING English!
New Hope, Unique Thrift Store
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