Guy to girlfriend/wife: You like shopping and I like blood…

Bulldog NE

Young Hipster: What do you recommend?
Bartender: (names off some fairly obscure beers…)
Young Hipster: Do you have anything that tastes kind of like PBR?
Bartender: Why don’t you just have a PBR?
Young Hipster: OK.

331 Club
Overheard by Alie.

Late 20s guy with man purse: Sure, I own a white belt, but I wear it as a joke. And I don’t own a
trucker hat.

Overheard at NE Bulldog
Overheard by Ed.

Handlebar-Mustached Prick: I got up two hours early today so I could wax my my mustache before work.

331 Club

Pretentious Radio K douchbag wearing velvet jacket: I don’t like French New Wave films.
Bearded man: Why’s that?
Pretentious Radio K douchbag wearing velvet jacket: I just don’t like them.
Bearded man: I understand that, but can you give me a reason as to why you don’t like them?
Pretentious Radio K douchbag wearing velvet jacket: I don’t need to give you a reason, I just know that I don’t like them. Like how I know I don’t like your beard, or the beer you’re drinking.
Bearded man: Oh, well I guess the velvet jacket solidifies your point.

331 Club/NE MPLS
Overheard by Antoine Doinel.

Girl: Fifteen Dollars?!? Why would I pay fifteen when I can go to Como Zoo for free?
Guy: Because they don’t have lions and tigers at the Como Zoo.
Girl: So what?
Guy: Yeah, you’ve got a point. Want another drink?

Grumpy’s Northeast patio
Overheard by An Amused Veteranarian.

Young African American girl playing tennis: I’m gonna be like Serena Williams! (commence playing for 1 minute) I’m so done with this.

NE Tennis Court
Overheard by Serena Probably Wouldn’t Have Gotten that Far with That Attitude.

Guy: What does “laissez faire” mean?
Girl: It means “hands-off.”
Guy: Great, then these are laissez faire beers! My hands are off! Let the French pay for them, with their stupid fucking words.

331
Overheard by the wee monsieur.

Zombie #1 to Zombie #2: I recognize you from somewhere. Craigslist?

331 - Zombie Pub Crawl
Overheard by Aaron.