Posts Tagged ‘northfield’

  • I Can Only Think Of Four

    Date: 2010.02.09 | Category: all | Response: 2

    Guy: Name five ways a human is better than a chicken. You can’t do it!

    Northfield, a pious college on a hill
    Overheard by apparently the equivalent of a chicken.

  • He’s Not Even Trying

    Date: 2009.03.05 | Category: all | Response: 0

    College Dude: Jews are people, too! They like to dance. Sometimes. On roofs, mostly.

    Northfield, St. Olaf College
    Overheard by Putting that education to use.

  • The Chili Is Going To Be Good Today

    Date: 2009.02.26 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Card-Swiper Lady at the dining hall to cook walking by: You can do it! You’re a new woman, remember?!

    Northfield, 300 North College St
    Overheard by i want to know what that’s referring to…

  • Do You Realize What A Washing Machine Can Do?

    Date: 2008.10.21 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Bro next door: Samantha*, exciting news! My towel no longer smells like moldy dog s***.

    Northfield, An upperclassmen dorm at a pious college on a hill
    Overheard by the neighbor who was wondering what that smell was.

  • Right Now It Is

    Date: 2008.10.09 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Drunk girl in bathroom: Why doesn’t he love me?  I just want him to love me like I love him.  IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO LOVE ME?

    Northfield, Carleton
    Overheard by It just might be.

  • That’s Special

    Date: 2008.09.06 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Typical St. Olaf-looking Girl: Sometimes I’m a ho and sometimes I’m a whore.

    Northfield, Contented College on a Hill
    Overheard by plaid shirt, no cowboy hat.

  • Everything Is Working Out Great

    Date: 2008.06.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy in thigh-high jean shorts and dreadlocks: Man, and I thought I did a lot of acid.
    Guy #2: Yeah dude, I know.

    James Gang Cafe, Northfield
    Overheard by St. Olaf Grad.

  • When Good People Get Bored

    Date: 2008.05.26 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Gradmother (who has been sitting through over 100 names being called at graduation) after a name is called of someone she doesn’t know: YAYYY!
    Girl: What are you doing?  Do you know them?
    Grandmother: I have an idea!  Lets use a different animal noise after every name that is called!
    Girl: Umm…
    Dean: Sarah Smith*.
    Grandmother: WOOF!

    St. Olaf graduation
    Overheard by Well, it’s better than clapping.

  • One More Guy Livin’ The Dream

    Date: 2008.05.01 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Scruffy ‘Bro’: My recital was a week ago. And you know what I’ve done all week? Drink and not shave!

    Christiansen Reception Room @ St. Olaf
    Overheard by JAG.

  • Only If You’re Trapping Someone Into Marriage

    Date: 2008.04.12 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl with friends walking by my door: No, no… sixteen! Sixteen is the age to get pregnant.

    Davis Hall in Northfield
    Overheard by did I miss something?

  • It Must Be Going Around

    Date: 2008.04.06 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl: I just feel like I’m sort of anorexic these days.

    a pious college on a hill in Northfield
    Overheard by only sort of, though, so don’t worry.

  • Toast Mixers Are Going To Hell

    Date: 2008.04.04 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Dude #1 (eating one slice of jelly toast and one slice peanut butter toast): I’m double fisting!
    Dude #2: You could put them together and make a sandwich.
    Dude #1: Yeah, but it’s toast.
    Dude#2: Oh, you’re right. There should be a law against mixing toasts.

    A pious college on a hill in Northfield
    Overheard by there should be a law against mixing stupid people.