Posts Tagged ‘northfield’
Guy: Name five ways a human is better than a chicken. You can’t do it!
Northfield, a pious college on a hill
Overheard by apparently the equivalent of a chicken.
College Dude: Jews are people, too! They like to dance. Sometimes. On roofs, mostly.
Northfield, St. Olaf College
Overheard by Putting that education to use.
Card-Swiper Lady at the dining hall to cook walking by: You can do it! You’re a new woman, remember?!
Northfield, 300 North College St
Overheard by i want to know what that’s referring to…
Bro next door: Samantha*, exciting news! My towel no longer smells like moldy dog s***.
Northfield, An upperclassmen dorm at a pious college on a hill
Overheard by the neighbor who was wondering what that smell was.
Drunk girl in bathroom: Why doesn’t he love me? I just want him to love me like I love him. IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO LOVE ME?
Overheard by It just might be.
Typical St. Olaf-looking Girl: Sometimes I’m a ho and sometimes I’m a whore.
Northfield, Contented College on a Hill
Overheard by plaid shirt, no cowboy hat.
Guy in thigh-high jean shorts and dreadlocks: Man, and I thought I did a lot of acid.
Guy #2: Yeah dude, I know.
James Gang Cafe, Northfield
Overheard by St. Olaf Grad.
Gradmother (who has been sitting through over 100 names being called at graduation) after a name is called of someone she doesn’t know: YAYYY!
Girl: What are you doing? Do you know them?
Grandmother: I have an idea! Lets use a different animal noise after every name that is called!
Dean: Sarah Smith*.
St. Olaf graduation
Overheard by Well, it’s better than clapping.
Scruffy ‘Bro’: My recital was a week ago. And you know what I’ve done all week? Drink and not shave!
Christiansen Reception Room @ St. Olaf
Overheard by JAG.
Girl with friends walking by my door: No, no… sixteen! Sixteen is the age to get pregnant.
Davis Hall in Northfield
Overheard by did I miss something?
Girl: I just feel like I’m sort of anorexic these days.
a pious college on a hill in Northfield
Overheard by only sort of, though, so don’t worry.
Dude #1 (eating one slice of jelly toast and one slice peanut butter toast): I’m double fisting!
Dude #2: You could put them together and make a sandwich.
Dude #1: Yeah, but it’s toast.
Dude#2: Oh, you’re right. There should be a law against mixing toasts.
A pious college on a hill in Northfield
Overheard by there should be a law against mixing stupid people.