Posts Tagged ‘oakdale’

  • Rehearsing His Speech

    Date: 2010.10.04 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Groomsman having a cigarette: America first! Black people liked America, even during slavery. Now they all fucking hate America.

    Oakdale, Outside the Prom Center
    Overheard by s4xton.

  • TV Tells Me It Makes People Happy

    Date: 2010.05.17 | Category: all | Response: 0

    60-something man talking to his son on the cell phone: Did you get too much sun? Probably too much serotonin.
    His wife: You can never get enough serotonin!

    Oakdale, Green Mill patio
    Overheard by Patio patron.

  • He’s Not At The Right Theater

    Date: 2009.08.16 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teenage boy after watching District 9: When I go to a movie, I like to be touched. And I wasn’t touched a single time during that movie, now “Juno”, I was touched A LOT during that movie.

    Oakdale, Carmike Theater
    Overheard by I suggest seeing The Proposal.

  • I Can’t Even Pretend To Know What He Means

    Date: 2009.07.16 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teenage male: Luna Lovegood. She’s hot. Like that kid in your third grade class with Downs Syndrome that you kinda wanna hook up with.

    Oakdale, Carmike Theater
    Overheard by I wouldn’t let you near my children.

  • I’m Willing To Give It A Try

    Date: 2009.03.27 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Boy to his mother: Well, why don’t all Minnesotans get in a circle, link hands and sing “Here Comes the Sun!” THEN MAYBE IT’LL GET WARMER AND I’LL CHEER THE FUDGE UP.

    Oakdale, Target
    Overheard by good idea.

  • We Haven’t Gotten There Yet

    Date: 2009.03.01 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Father to daughter: I need your attention for a second.
    Daughter: YOU HATE ME?!?!

    Oakdale, Super America
    Overheard by hmmm, clean the ears.

  • Do You Need An Answer Right Away?

    Date: 2007.10.30 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Loud drunk woman harassing guy at bar: I’m not even drunk. I could swim across Lake Superior right now!
    Guy: That would be pretty much impossible.
    Drunk woman: How do you know what I’m possible of?
    Guy: Capable of?
    Drunk woman: How do you know? HUH?
    Guy: Have you ever seen Lake Superior? Like in person or in a picture?
    Drunk woman: No, what the hell does that have to do with it?
    Guy: Well, it’s so big you can’t even see the other side, it looks like the ocean.
    Drunk woman: Haha! How do you come up with this crap? It’s a LAKE, for christ’s sake! How stupid do you think I am?

    Beer Belly’s, Oakdale