Loud drunk woman harassing guy at bar: I’m not even drunk. I could swim across Lake Superior right now!
Guy: That would be pretty much impossible.
Drunk woman: How do you know what I’m possible of?
Guy: Capable of?
Drunk woman: How do you know? HUH?
Guy: Have you ever seen Lake Superior? Like in person or in a picture?
Drunk woman: No, what the hell does that have to do with it?
Guy: Well, it’s so big you can’t even see the other side, it looks like the ocean.
Drunk woman: Haha! How do you come up with this crap? It’s a LAKE, for christ’s sake! How stupid do you think I am?

Beer Belly’s, Oakdale