Posts Tagged ‘on the street’
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Don’t Take Drugs That You Find In The Dumpster
Woman walking, talking to herself: If ‘ifs’ and ‘buts’ were beagles, we’d all be princes and princesses. Of beagles.
Minneapolis, 27th & Colfax
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Until Everyone’s Been Arrested
St. Paul cop on his car bullhorn: Ain’t no party like an east side party ’cause an east side party don’t stop. Yo, yo.
St. Paul, Stoplight at 61 and Warner Road, rush hour
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Home Schooling Has Changed A Lot Over The Years
Adult man to two small boys crossing the street: That’s a white girl with a chihuahua.
Minneapolis, Nicollet Avenue
Overheard by a white girl with a chihuhua (mix) walking in front of them. -
Good Reason Not To Store Away Things That Breathe
Woman: So, the attic needs to be cleaned out.
Man: Uh huh.
Woman: I don’t want to be the one to do that.
Man: Right.
Woman: I don’t like it up there, I’m scared.
Man: Uh-huh.
Woman: I just know that something is going to jump up and just land right on my face.
Man: Yeah.Minneapolis, on a sidewalk in the Whittier Neighborhood
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He Seemed Fine
20 something guy to his 20 something friend: Dude, a stranger just handed you a sandwich, and you’re eating it?!
St. Cloud, Outside of The Rox
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This Is Now In My Google Search History
20′s girl, to friends: I didn’t realize my middle name was the French word for “vagina” until I went to Europe.
Minneapolis, outside the Herkimer
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Might As Well Be Applebee’s In Minnetonka
Guy telling story to friend: So, I walk into the restaurant and the hostess asks if we have reservations… and I’m like, it’s St. Paul.
Minneapolis, walking down Hennepin Ave
Overheard by Allison. -
When Nothing Else Works
Mom, to child: God saw you giving me a hard time. [pause] And Santa, too.
St Paul, Near Macalester
Overheard by Now we know who is really in charge. -
The Ignorant
Lady on her cell: She’s a devout Christian but she’s married to a Hindu. Wait, Muslim. Wait, who bombed us again? Who are the ones we hate?
St Paul, Downtown
Overheard by and that’s why i want to move out of this country. -
They All Look The Same After The Sixth Beer
Drunk Bennie #1: So, which guy do you want tonight?
Drunk Bennie #2: You know, I don’t really care.Collegeville, outside St. John’s football stadium
Overheard by not-so-drunk Tommie girls. -
Not Something I Can Help With
Early 20′s Male: I’d like to do something awesome. And classy. But I don’t know what that would be.
Minneapolis, Lyndale Avenue
Overheard by Curbin’ It. -
Put A Muzzle On It First
4-year-old boy with cat on leash: DAD!
Dad: What?
Boy: Come here!
Dad: NO!Minneapolis, Uptown, Dupont Ave
Overheard by Hmmm. -
FUCK YEAH
40-something man: AMERICA!
Minneapolis, Stone Arch Bridge during 4th of July Fireworks
Overheard by vennic. -
Bread Often Has That Effect
Man, irritated: Yesterday I had to throw away, like, eight pieces of bread because they were moldy.
Woman: Yeah, I should check my bread. It’s pretty old.
Man, even more irritated: It’s so frustrating!Minneapolis, Dinkytown
Overheard by and i thought my conversations were boring. -
Ever
20-something guy: I invited a bunch of my guy friends over to play Transformers Monopoly yesterday, and nobody came because they were freaked out about the storm!
30-something guy: Maybe they didn’t come over because they knew there’d be no chicks there.Minneapolis, Downtown
Overheard by Transformers Monopoly is not a chick magnet. -
Get Out Of Bed First
Young black guy to other young black buy walking down the street: Last time I farted, she knocked my ass out!
NE Minneapolis, 20th ave
Overheard by I love my hood. -
Confession Drunk
Grizzly man riding bicycle with cardboard box under arm: I’m so drunk my bicycle’s drunk! I’m a female!
Minneapolis, Loring Park Bike Path
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That’s One Way To Get Rid Of Crabs
30-something blonde: So, THEN he took his spicy jalapeno fingers and just started scratching his balls.
Tattooed guy: (totally amazed) Wow. Cool.
30-something blonde: Yeah, I know.Minneapolis, outside a Dinkytown Tattoo Parlor
Overheard by bridesmaid. -
She Gets Peanut M&Ms On Their Anniversary
Older guy: I have a troll in my bathroom, and I feed it Skittles under the door.
Minneapolis, Lyndale and 25th
Overheard by Confused on a cig break. -
The Relationship Continues To Be Strained
Elderly lady crossing against the light, to bicyclist waiting for light to change: I want to THANK you for OBEYING the LAW! Most bikers just go wherever they damn well please!
Bicyclist, stunned: Aren’t you jaywalking right now?Minneapolis, Corner of 8th St and 11th Ave S
Overheard by They wear all that obnoxious spandex, too.
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