Posts Tagged ‘on the street’

  • But Yelling At The Game Is Half The Fun

    Date: 2010.04.19 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Hipster Dude: Is she really a mute?
    Hipster Dude’s Sister: Yeah.
    Hipster Dude: No wonder she plays those video games all the time.

    Mankato, 5th Ave & Main St.
    Overheard by D.R.B.

  • It Could Have Been A Burrito

    Date: 2010.04.05 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Slightly older hippie woman: Yeah, I knew it. You had the stress smell, not the cancer smell. I knew you didn’t have cancer.

    Minneapolis, 52nd & Lyndale
    Overheard by Yay for medical breakthroughs!

  • Why?

    Date: 2010.03.28 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girlfriend, to boyfriend: What are you doing?
    Boyfriend: Falling down.
    Girlfriend: Why?
    Boyfriend: Because I’m clumsy.
    Girlfriend: Why?
    Boyfriend, sadly: Because I drink.

    Minneapolis, Target- Nicollet Mall
    Overheard by Don’t we all.

  • Lack Of Sun Is Making Us All Crazy

    Date: 2010.01.26 | Category: all | Response: 0

    College guy, about the weather: It’s warm. Warm like the bosom of a bear.

    Minneapolis, Dinkytown
    Overheard by Burrhead.

  • They’ll Only Feel That Way For 4 To 5 Months

    Date: 2009.12.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

    College girl: But, if you actually do get pregnant, and you have to tell them, they won’t believe you because you pull that shit all the time.

    Minneapolis, Dinkytown
    Overheard by QuoteRadar.

  • It’s How We Say “I Love You”

    Date: 2009.12.01 | Category: all | Response: 0

    20 something to young boy: Why is there always so much puking in your household?

    Minneapolis, 55th St W & Bryant Ave S
    Overheard by glad to not be there.

  • Mine Works Great!

    Date: 2009.11.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl #1: I’m getting really bored of sex. It’s just the same old thing.
    Girl #2: We really gotta find you a Brazilian chick.

    Mankato, 5th street
    Overheard by jogger.

  • Nobody Thinks It’s Cute When I Do That

    Date: 2009.11.20 | Category: all | Response: 7

    Girl: I just LOVE the squirrels in this city! They always run off with slices of pizza and 3 Musketeers bars.
    Friend: I know! They’re just so cute!

    U of MN, East Bank
    Overheard by why haven’t i seen any of those super squirrels?

  • It’s Best For Optimum Sting

    Date: 2009.11.17 | Category: all | Response: 0

    30 year old man #1: Why did you slap me?
    30 year old man #2: I dunno. It seemed like the appropriate response at the time.
    30 year old man #1: But why did it have to be on my ass, my bare bottomed ass?
    30 year old man #2: Hey a cheek’s a cheek.

    Minneapolis, outside of the Skyway Lounge
    Overheard by Passerby on the street.

  • Now I Know How My Parents Felt

    Date: 2009.11.16 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Young girl in her early twenties: Is M.C. Escher the guy who did that “Hammer Time” song?

    Minneapolis, outside Dominoes on 11th St S and Hennepin Ave
    Overheard by Mai PKMN.

  • I Just Bought Two

    Date: 2009.11.12 | Category: all | Response: 0

    College girl, to friend: I used to think that, you know, a little bit of volume in your hair was good. But now it just looks like you’re wearing a BumpIt, and that’s just embarrassing.

    Minneapolis, U of M sidewalk
    Overheard by Burrhead.

  • I’m Refusing The Next Drink A Stranger Gives Me

    Date: 2009.11.11 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Stoner-looking bearded guy to friend: So, the next thing I know I’m wandering around the Mall of America and I’m, like, “How the fuck did I get here? I HATE this place!”

    Minneapolis, Powderhorn Park neighborhood (where else?)
    Overheard by Either drugs or a dimensional wormhole?

  • Not After That

    Date: 2009.10.29 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Mature businessman to mature businessman friend: I mean, I am sorry that she fell off a cliff and died but you were only dating for, like, 6 months. You weren’t that into her, were you?

    Minneapolis, walking up 2nd Avenue
    Overheard by S213 Ladies.

  • Just Take One Of Theirs

    Date: 2009.10.26 | Category: all | Response: 0

    College-aged girl to her friend, about a window display of maternity clothes: Man! I want a baby so badly, I’m even jealous of these mannequins!

    St. Paul, outside of Hot Mama
    Overheard by Believe me, honey, you’ll be glad you waited.

  • Protect The Children

    Date: 2009.10.13 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Little boy: Ooh, Dairy Queen! I want to go to Dairy Queen!
    Mom: No, no, no. Big Ten subs, remember? Big Ten, they have the best subs.
    Guy: And they have beer.
    Mom: No, remember, they have really good subs.
    Guy: And beer.
    Mom: That’s not why I want to go there. They have the best subs.
    Guy: But they have beer, too.

    Minneapolis, Oak and Washington, after University of Minnesota homecoming
    Overheard by I like Big Ten for the subs and the beer.

  • No Fun Zombie Is No Fun

    Date: 2009.10.11 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Random passer-by: Braaaaainssssss.
    Pinkish-haired zombie: Brains? I’m a hair stylist and she’s a dog groomer. No, no brains here.

    Minneapolis, West Bank – Zombie Pub Crawl

  • You’re Aces!

    Date: 2009.10.02 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl #1: He treats you like the two of clubs.
    Girl #2: I am NOBODY’S two of clubs!

    Minneapolis, Super Block
    Overheard by a passerby.

  • Drunk And Phones Are A Bad Combination, Too

    Date: 2009.09.20 | Category: all | Response: 0

    20 something guy on his phone: Yeah, dude, drunk and condoms just don’t go together. You already can’t feel shit and then the condom just makes it worse.

    Minneapolis, Nicollet and 14th
    Overheard by Yeah, cause being 20 something and having a baby is the smarter choice… Keep it in your pants.

  • But Better Than Not Wearing Your Head

    Date: 2009.09.16 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Girly girl to guy friend about wearing a helmet on a motorcycle: That’s, like, worse than wearing a winter hat.

    Minneapolis, St Thomas Law school parking lot
    Overheard by a passer by.

  • And Everyone Around You

    Date: 2009.09.07 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Woman: I’m so horny I could entertain myself!

    Minneapolis, Hennepin Ave
    Overheard by A Vantriloquist.