Posts Tagged ‘on the street’
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But Yelling At The Game Is Half The Fun
Hipster Dude: Is she really a mute?
Hipster Dude’s Sister: Yeah.
Hipster Dude: No wonder she plays those video games all the time.Mankato, 5th Ave & Main St.
Overheard by D.R.B. -
It Could Have Been A Burrito
Slightly older hippie woman: Yeah, I knew it. You had the stress smell, not the cancer smell. I knew you didn’t have cancer.
Minneapolis, 52nd & Lyndale
Overheard by Yay for medical breakthroughs! -
Why?
Girlfriend, to boyfriend: What are you doing?
Boyfriend: Falling down.
Girlfriend: Why?
Boyfriend: Because I’m clumsy.
Girlfriend: Why?
Boyfriend, sadly: Because I drink.Minneapolis, Target- Nicollet Mall
Overheard by Don’t we all. -
Lack Of Sun Is Making Us All Crazy
College guy, about the weather: It’s warm. Warm like the bosom of a bear.
Minneapolis, Dinkytown
Overheard by Burrhead. -
They’ll Only Feel That Way For 4 To 5 Months
College girl: But, if you actually do get pregnant, and you have to tell them, they won’t believe you because you pull that shit all the time.
Minneapolis, Dinkytown
Overheard by QuoteRadar. -
It’s How We Say “I Love You”
20 something to young boy: Why is there always so much puking in your household?
Minneapolis, 55th St W & Bryant Ave S
Overheard by glad to not be there. -
Mine Works Great!
Girl #1: I’m getting really bored of sex. It’s just the same old thing.
Girl #2: We really gotta find you a Brazilian chick.Mankato, 5th street
Overheard by jogger. -
Nobody Thinks It’s Cute When I Do That
Girl: I just LOVE the squirrels in this city! They always run off with slices of pizza and 3 Musketeers bars.
Friend: I know! They’re just so cute!U of MN, East Bank
Overheard by why haven’t i seen any of those super squirrels? -
It’s Best For Optimum Sting
30 year old man #1: Why did you slap me?
30 year old man #2: I dunno. It seemed like the appropriate response at the time.
30 year old man #1: But why did it have to be on my ass, my bare bottomed ass?
30 year old man #2: Hey a cheek’s a cheek.Minneapolis, outside of the Skyway Lounge
Overheard by Passerby on the street. -
Now I Know How My Parents Felt
Young girl in her early twenties: Is M.C. Escher the guy who did that “Hammer Time” song?
Minneapolis, outside Dominoes on 11th St S and Hennepin Ave
Overheard by Mai PKMN. -
I Just Bought Two
College girl, to friend: I used to think that, you know, a little bit of volume in your hair was good. But now it just looks like you’re wearing a BumpIt, and that’s just embarrassing.
Minneapolis, U of M sidewalk
Overheard by Burrhead. -
I’m Refusing The Next Drink A Stranger Gives Me
Stoner-looking bearded guy to friend: So, the next thing I know I’m wandering around the Mall of America and I’m, like, “How the fuck did I get here? I HATE this place!”
Minneapolis, Powderhorn Park neighborhood (where else?)
Overheard by Either drugs or a dimensional wormhole? -
Not After That
Mature businessman to mature businessman friend: I mean, I am sorry that she fell off a cliff and died but you were only dating for, like, 6 months. You weren’t that into her, were you?
Minneapolis, walking up 2nd Avenue
Overheard by S213 Ladies. -
Just Take One Of Theirs
College-aged girl to her friend, about a window display of maternity clothes: Man! I want a baby so badly, I’m even jealous of these mannequins!
St. Paul, outside of Hot Mama
Overheard by Believe me, honey, you’ll be glad you waited. -
Protect The Children
Little boy: Ooh, Dairy Queen! I want to go to Dairy Queen!
Mom: No, no, no. Big Ten subs, remember? Big Ten, they have the best subs.
Guy: And they have beer.
Mom: No, remember, they have really good subs.
Guy: And beer.
Mom: That’s not why I want to go there. They have the best subs.
Guy: But they have beer, too.Minneapolis, Oak and Washington, after University of Minnesota homecoming
Overheard by I like Big Ten for the subs and the beer. -
No Fun Zombie Is No Fun
Random passer-by: Braaaaainssssss.
Pinkish-haired zombie: Brains? I’m a hair stylist and she’s a dog groomer. No, no brains here.Minneapolis, West Bank – Zombie Pub Crawl
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You’re Aces!
Girl #1: He treats you like the two of clubs.
Girl #2: I am NOBODY’S two of clubs!Minneapolis, Super Block
Overheard by a passerby. -
Drunk And Phones Are A Bad Combination, Too
20 something guy on his phone: Yeah, dude, drunk and condoms just don’t go together. You already can’t feel shit and then the condom just makes it worse.
Minneapolis, Nicollet and 14th
Overheard by Yeah, cause being 20 something and having a baby is the smarter choice… Keep it in your pants. -
But Better Than Not Wearing Your Head
Girly girl to guy friend about wearing a helmet on a motorcycle: That’s, like, worse than wearing a winter hat.
Minneapolis, St Thomas Law school parking lot
Overheard by a passer by. -
And Everyone Around You
Woman: I’m so horny I could entertain myself!
Minneapolis, Hennepin Ave
Overheard by A Vantriloquist.
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