Posts Tagged ‘ordway’

  • Can’t Go Back Now

    Date: 2009.11.02 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Obnoxious, elderly woman: Well, the Nutcracker was NEVER like this.

    St. Paul, Ordway Theater, Bad Boys of Dance performance
    Overheard by No Sugarplum Fairy tonight?

  • You’re Screwed Then

    Date: 2008.03.27 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Old Minnesotan Lady #1: Well, I don’t know why, but she’s all mad at me!
    Old Minnesotan Lady #2: Well, just buy her a cookie during break.
    Old Minnesotan Lady #1: There is no break at this one!

    The Ordway
    Overheard by Cookies always solve my problems.

  • We Still Don’t Like You.

    Date: 2007.08.07 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Usher to Well-heeled couple at the Ordway for opening night of Spamalot, looking at primo seatage on tickets: Wow, you must have season tickets, huh?
    Man: No, we’re just your run-of-the-mill rich people.

    Ordway Center, STP