Posts Tagged ‘parades’

  • Welcome To Edina

    Date: 2008.10.05 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Woman behind me, seeing homecoming queen: There she is!!  Skinny, blond hair and tan.  Just the same thing every year.

    Edina High School Homecoming Parade
    Overheard by Edina Mom.

  • That’s Why I Always Carry My Jet Pack

    Date: 2008.07.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

    (People are already sitting on Hennepin waiting for the parade to start)
    Man to cop: What’s the best way to cross the street?
    Cop: Uhh, you can cross it.
    Man: Oh ok, thanks.
    (Man crosses)
    Cop, under his breath: Or, you can levitate across…

    Aquatennial Parade, Hennepin and 9th
    Overheard by Anna.

  • We’ll Know In A Minute

    Date: 2008.07.06 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Old Man startled by very loud fire engine horn: I think I blew my hearing aid and shit my pants.

    Eveleth, MN Parade
    Overheard by Also sludged my bottom.