Woman behind me, seeing homecoming queen: There she is!!  Skinny, blond hair and tan.  Just the same thing every year.

Edina High School Homecoming Parade
Overheard by Edina Mom.

(People are already sitting on Hennepin waiting for the parade to start)
Man to cop: What’s the best way to cross the street?
Cop: Uhh, you can cross it.
Man: Oh ok, thanks.
(Man crosses)
Cop, under his breath: Or, you can levitate across…

Aquatennial Parade, Hennepin and 9th
Overheard by Anna.

Old Man startled by very loud fire engine horn: I think I blew my hearing aid and shit my pants.

Eveleth, MN Parade
Overheard by Also sludged my bottom.