Posts Tagged ‘parks’
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Advice She Will Probably Give Her Child Someday
7 month-pregnant woman, smoking a cigarette, to guy who is also smoking, after using his inhaler: You know, you shouldn’t smoke if you have asthma.
St. Peter, 7-Mile Creek
Overheard by D.R.B. -
Squirrel Isn’t Good Enough?
Man to a squirrel: You gotta be a man. Or a woman. Or BOTH! But be something!
Saint Paul, Mear’s Park
Overheard by Hodge. -
Bow Chicka Bow Wow
Dog Park Girl #1: What were we talking about again?
Dog Park Girl #2: I can’t remember… I got distracted by doggy porn.Minneapolis, Airport Dog Park
Overheard by Dog Park “Fluffer’s” Proud Mom. -
His Friend Knows He Never Will
Hippie guy carrying a bongo drum to his sidekick: Dude, I’ve been looking for my didgeridoo and can’t find it.
St Paul, Hidden Falls Park trail
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Feel All That Cheer In The Air
Disgruntled dad, to kid running around: Get over here, stay with the rest of the group! You’ll be kidnapped! Hopefully.
Saint Paul, Rice Park
Overheard by Burrhead. -
Life Doesn’t Stop Just Because The Babysitter Is On Vacation
Six year old boy: Dad, I like hanging out with you. We should go to the bar more often.
St. Louis Park, the park
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Is It Russian Roulette If Only One Person Plays?
Woman walking through Rice Park, expounding to the world in general: When push comes to shove, some people commit suicide. Are you lucky? Do you feel lucky? Russian roulette?
St. Paul, Rice Park
Overheard by Not feeling that lucky. -
Then Who Keeps Taking My Socks?
4 year old boy #1: I think that fairies are really real. What do you think?
4 year old boy #2: Well, I think the Tooth Fairy is real, but I’m not sure about other fairies.Hinckley, St. Croix State Park
Overheard by walking to the shelter. -
Well Done Feet?
20-year-old girl: I made some last night. They taste a bit like feet, but they’re decent.
Minneapolis, Gold Medal Park
Overheard by I’m busy whenever your next dinner party is. -
All Of My Friends Have A Broken Limb!
8-yr-old son: Mom! I need to find somebody to break my leg!
Mom: Why would you want to do that?
8-yr-old son: I just really do.St Paul, Ft Snelling State Park
Overheard by le intern. -
Why Does Everyone Think We Need To Know?
20s-something guy, to no one in particular: My butt is itchy. (singing) Oh, so itchy! (to girlfriend) Would you itch it for me?
Minneapolis, Minnehaha Falls Park
Overheard by That’s a loyal girlfriend. -
Maybe If We Draw A Picture…
Mom, explaining her heritage to her kids: So, I’m 1/4 Swedish, 1/4 German, 1/4 Norwegian, and 1/4 English.
Little (very white) girl: And I’m 1/2 Chinese!
Little boy: And I’ll have macaroni and chicken!Mankato, local park
Overheard by I’ll have Italian. -
My MySpace Profile Deserves Better
Teen trying to take an angsty picture with his camera phone: Oh my god! I look like a German munchkin!
Minneapolis, MLK Park
Overheard by Glinda. -
THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH
Teen girl (mumbling to self): No more cream cheese… no more cheese.
Male friend: What’s wrong with her?
Female friend: The doctor told her she’s lactose intolerant today. She’s not taking it too well.
Teen girl (now shaking male friend): NO MORE BUTTERED POPCORN!!!Minnetonka, Minnehaha Creek
Overheard by Sad.. no more cheese. -
The Weed Probably Makes It Unisex
Girl, talking about getting weed on an airplane: My friend used a pad once. She just cut it open and shoved the bag right in!
Confused boy: (long pause) Aren’t those for girls?Minneapolis, Park
Overheard by L. -
That’s What My Boyfriend Says When He Farts
Young child to mother while entering Gooseberry Falls National Park: Ooh! I smell the gooseberries!
Mother: No, honey. You’re just smelling nature.Gooseberry Falls National Park, Two Harbors
Overheard by I thought they were *part* of nature… -
That One Is Going To Be A Handful
Little girl to popsicle: And then I’m going to lick you and suck on you until you melt all over me.
Her concerned mother: KELLY! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK TO POPSICLES!French Regional Park
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He’s Carries It Around For Proof
Young man to apparent family members: I got my arm bitten off by an alligator. Look at my t-shirt.
A park in Minneapolis
Overheard by WTF??? There might be an easier way to tell. -
Angie Looks Good For Her Age
Girl riding her bike: What movie is it tonight?
Friend: I think it’s called The Misfits, with Clark Gable and Marilyn Monroe.
Girl: Oh, is that the one with Angelina Jolie?Stevens Square Park
Overheard by Ava. -
Yesterday?
Young adolescent boy #1: Hey, remember the days when we didn’t wanna get with girls and thought they had cooties?
Young adolescent boy #2: Yeah. I mean, I never thought that myself but a lot of people our age did.
Much younger boy, probably about 9: Yeah, I totally remember those days.Hiawatha Park, Minneapolis
Overheard by those were the days.
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